okay neat pinned timmme then
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okay neat pinned timmme then
you mmmight knowww mmme frommm mmmy sideblog @alternian-legal-advice
teal, he/they, just ovvver 9 swwweeps, heir of mmmind, derse, still studying legislaceration
wwwe fucking wwwin these
It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
It's so annoying, as one of the few "originals" still standing, if you count BFRJ as still an original after they're on their 8th cycle of mods, idk, to see people just... Rewrite the entire Homestuck canon and turn Grumblr into an Amino rp space. It's legitimately sad.
No, magic fuchsia ruler from a world where castism doesn't exist and all humans are friends and there's no culling, I actually don't think that's very Homestuck anymore, and I'm not interested in playing with you. Oh, now you're vagueposting about me on your ooc blog, now I'm getting actual anon hate telling me to quit the space from blogs a year or even two greener than mine. Awesome. Awesome.
This place is unbearable at this point, it's pure nostalgia and an attempt to hold the front that keeps me from deleting ACC. I don't think any of the other old guard are still around - none of their blogs are active, at least. It's a lonely feeling, watching all of your friends get chased out of a space you were 'early' to.
Back when the biggest drama was whatever TIFU or QHS or BFRJ posted from an unhinged anon, it was actually pretty fun here, and now it's very much... Not fun here. Unhinged anons are aimed at the real people behind the blog, and it's a bit depressing.
And also telling that the sphere has changed so much that people who built it, like the original BFRJ mun, aren't even welcome anymore. When BFRJ was the only blog I know who hit 1k followers.
A thousand followers! As a Homestuck roleplay blog! That was so big and so awesome. You had people who weren't playing but loved the Homestuck canon just watching you to read more about the world they love. It's pretty telling that all those people are gone now, too. I could say it's a fandom wide issue, that people in the Homestuck fandom don't actually like Homestuck, but everyone knows that.
I guess it's just depressing trying to make this work now. I know it's not the fun place it was when we all fit in a Discord server and were actually friends. You can tell now that nobody here has any real chemistry above the table, and it sucks.
Which ♡ne ♡f y♡u was g♡ing t♡ tell me that tea tastes different if y♡u put it in h♡t water...?
You were putting it... in cold water...?
{B.C.C. Mod. Answer the question, mod.}
... Yeah? I th♡ught f♡r... like... 3 sweeps...? That pe♡ple just put it in h♡t water t♡ speed up the... "tea-ificati♡n pr♡cess"? I didn't kn♡w there was an actual reas♡n...
{... You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?}
Why are you... Putting it in the microwave... To boil it?
{Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?}
It takes less than a minute!
{My darling, is your stove top powered by the Grand Captor himself!?}
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove!?
{About... Seven minutes?}
Just place the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat. It boils in about two minutes, less than that. Or you can use a sauce pan.
{You... you're putting the whole mug on the stove!? On medium heat!? Your stove is perhaps enchanted.}
Every single person on this pos7 is a fucking luna7ic.
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Do None Of You Own A Fucking Kettle?
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i'vvve just been eatin the tea bags so this is all newwws to mmme
[ ] D[ ]n't put me in this situati[ ]n, sharky. [ ]
pull the trigger, cowwward. i ammm the reason they put directions on the boxes of tea bags and i ignore themmm. if they wwweren't mmmeant to be eaten they wwwouldn't taste good
Which ♡ne ♡f y♡u was g♡ing t♡ tell me that tea tastes different if y♡u put it in h♡t water...?
You were putting it... in cold water...?
{B.C.C. Mod. Answer the question, mod.}
... Yeah? I th♡ught f♡r... like... 3 sweeps...? That pe♡ple just put it in h♡t water t♡ speed up the... "tea-ificati♡n pr♡cess"? I didn't kn♡w there was an actual reas♡n...
{... You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?}
Why are you... Putting it in the microwave... To boil it?
{Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?}
It takes less than a minute!
{My darling, is your stove top powered by the Grand Captor himself!?}
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove!?
{About... Seven minutes?}
Just place the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat. It boils in about two minutes, less than that. Or you can use a sauce pan.
{You... you're putting the whole mug on the stove!? On medium heat!? Your stove is perhaps enchanted.}
Every single person on this pos7 is a fucking luna7ic.
✧⁺₊⋆☾⋆.˚⚜·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·⚜˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Do None Of You Own A Fucking Kettle?
✧⁺₊⋆☾⋆.˚⚜·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·⚜˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
i'vvve just been eatin the tea bags so this is all newwws to mmme
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
It's my half-sweep anniversary on Grumblr 🥳
[ ] FUN FACT! Sharks are sm[ ][ ]th, y[ ]u can pet them like d[ ]gs. This is true, I pers[ ]nally petted [ ]ne. [ ]
fun fact: sharks are also vvvenommmous and their prey of choice is wwweebs online
[ ] THIS IS N[ ]T FUCKING TRUE? I SEVERELY QUESTI[ ]N WHERE Y[ ]U G[ ]T THIS INF[ ]RMATI[ ]N [ ]
are you really goin to tell mmme it's not true? mmme? nummmber one shark? mmme?
[ ] D[ ]n't y[ ]u mean the number [ ]ne NERD? [ ]
ouch. that one wwwas rough, shortie. i'mmm entirely wwwounded. i'vvve nevvver been called sommmethin so harsh before
[ ] AND JUST WH[ ] ARE Y[ ]U CALLING SH[ ]RTIE HERE?! I'LL CATCH Y[ ]U [ ]UT ANY NIGHT ANY TIME [ ]
yeah, if you can reach
[ ] ITS S[ ] FUCKING [ ]N Y[ ]U WET LIZARD!!! <3< [ ]
wwwet lizard?? do you knowww wwwhat a shark evvven IS? you're ON. <3<
[ ] FUN FACT! Sharks are sm[ ][ ]th, y[ ]u can pet them like d[ ]gs. This is true, I pers[ ]nally petted [ ]ne. [ ]
fun fact: sharks are also vvvenommmous and their prey of choice is wwweebs online
[ ] THIS IS N[ ]T FUCKING TRUE? I SEVERELY QUESTI[ ]N WHERE Y[ ]U G[ ]T THIS INF[ ]RMATI[ ]N [ ]
are you really goin to tell mmme it's not true? mmme? nummmber one shark? mmme?
[ ] D[ ]n't y[ ]u mean the number [ ]ne NERD? [ ]
ouch. that one wwwas rough, shortie. i'mmm entirely wwwounded. i'vvve nevvver been called sommmethin so harsh before
[ ] AND JUST WH[ ] ARE Y[ ]U CALLING SH[ ]RTIE HERE?! I'LL CATCH Y[ ]U [ ]UT ANY NIGHT ANY TIME [ ]
yeah, if you can reach
[ ] FUN FACT! Sharks are sm[ ][ ]th, y[ ]u can pet them like d[ ]gs. This is true, I pers[ ]nally petted [ ]ne. [ ]
fun fact: sharks are also vvvenommmous and their prey of choice is wwweebs online
[ ] THIS IS N[ ]T FUCKING TRUE? I SEVERELY QUESTI[ ]N WHERE Y[ ]U G[ ]T THIS INF[ ]RMATI[ ]N [ ]
are you really goin to tell mmme it's not true? mmme? nummmber one shark? mmme?
[ ] D[ ]n't y[ ]u mean the number [ ]ne NERD? [ ]
ouch. that one wwwas rough, shortie. i'mmm entirely wwwounded. i'vvve nevvver been called sommmethin so harsh before
[ ] FUN FACT! Sharks are sm[ ][ ]th, y[ ]u can pet them like d[ ]gs. This is true, I pers[ ]nally petted [ ]ne. [ ]
fun fact: sharks are also vvvenommmous and their prey of choice is wwweebs online
[ ] THIS IS N[ ]T FUCKING TRUE? I SEVERELY QUESTI[ ]N WHERE Y[ ]U G[ ]T THIS INF[ ]RMATI[ ]N [ ]
are you really goin to tell mmme it's not true? mmme? nummmber one shark? mmme?
[ ] FUN FACT! Sharks are sm[ ][ ]th, y[ ]u can pet them like d[ ]gs. This is true, I pers[ ]nally petted [ ]ne. [ ]
fun fact: sharks are also vvvenommmous and their prey of choice is wwweebs online
Did you miss me ¤ hell scythe? You're about to miss when I WASN'T here.
Discourse time: Everyone who argues that purples and clowns are one and the same is uneducated ¤ or so unbelievably biased that their words should be held to less standards than the uneducated.
i mmmissed you for the record. evvven if that is bad discourse
There's a timeline where you work for me and tolerate my drunken affections. Did you think of that? You should.
i highly doubt that is evvven possible due to howww mmmuch i dislike you as a person. i'mmm lyin
Are you free right now
[ Side-eye ]
look awwway
[ ] D[ ]N'T PAIL MY B[ ]SS??? [ ]
jealous?
Did you miss me ¤ hell scythe? You're about to miss when I WASN'T here.
Discourse time: Everyone who argues that purples and clowns are one and the same is uneducated ¤ or so unbelievably biased that their words should be held to less standards than the uneducated.
i mmmissed you for the record. evvven if that is bad discourse
There's a timeline where you work for me and tolerate my drunken affections. Did you think of that? You should.
i highly doubt that is evvven possible due to howww mmmuch i dislike you as a person. i'mmm lyin
Are you free right now
[ Side-eye ]
look awwway
Did you miss me ¤ hell scythe? You're about to miss when I WASN'T here.
Discourse time: Everyone who argues that purples and clowns are one and the same is uneducated ¤ or so unbelievably biased that their words should be held to less standards than the uneducated.
i mmmissed you for the record. evvven if that is bad discourse
There's a timeline where you work for me and tolerate my drunken affections. Did you think of that? You should.
i highly doubt that is evvven possible due to howww mmmuch i dislike you as a person. i'mmm lyin
Are you free right now
for you? shore. wwwhy?
Did you miss me ¤ hell scythe? You're about to miss when I WASN'T here.
Discourse time: Everyone who argues that purples and clowns are one and the same is uneducated ¤ or so unbelievably biased that their words should be held to less standards than the uneducated.
i mmmissed you for the record. evvven if that is bad discourse
There's a timeline where you work for me and tolerate my drunken affections. Did you think of that? You should.
i highly doubt that is evvven possible due to howww mmmuch i dislike you as a person. i'mmm lyin
Did you miss me ¤ hell scythe? You're about to miss when I WASN'T here.
Discourse time: Everyone who argues that purples and clowns are one and the same is uneducated ¤ or so unbelievably biased that their words should be held to less standards than the uneducated.
i mmmissed you for the record. evvven if that is bad discourse