currently in a swamp

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

[literallyaflame]

pardon me, i should clarify. you wouldn’t say that, assuming that you aren’t a total dipshit. i would not say that either. some people, however, hate children and firmly believe that everyone should be miserable unless they’re at church

[literallyaflame]

several of you pointed out that, often, conservative christians want you to be especially miserable at church. so true. grave oversight on my part

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[mvclrc]

if i was oscar piastri right now i think i’d just die honestly.

[louisegluckpdf]

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

[rockergiirl]

i hate how pervasive the r-word has become again

its like the 2000s to early 2010s again where talking to anyone theres a good chance they'll casually say a slur without any thought

[rockergiirl]

and whats even more annoying now is people who'll try to weasel out of being called out on it

'oh its fine because i'm legally mentally disabled so i can say it' NOT HOW RECLAMATION WORKS

[rockergiirl]

AND SAME WITH DEGENERATE

STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NAZI

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[vampantheon]

on the topic of disabled characters, though, i think a LOT of artists give characters mobility aids that their character wouldn't actually benefit from using.

i'm sort of having a mild brain fog moment rn so i can't fully articulate what i'm on about, but i think a lot of able-bodied artists view things like canes and crutches as interchangeable. and they often don't know enough about the wide range of mobility aids to make an informed decision about what their character might actually use based on their disability

i also think that aids like walkers and rollators are sort of viewed as "cringe" on some level, and many people view them to be "just for old people," so many artists will opt for giving a character who has full-body pain and fatigue a cane (which, in many cases, can potentially WORSEN full-body pain) instead. and a lot of people don't realize that most wheelchair users are able to walk, so they don't consider it an option for characters with chronic pain

[vampantheon]

idk it's kind of frustrating. i've genuinely never, ever seen a character that uses a rollator before. not once. i cannot name a single one. i know of multiple ocs who are described to have full-body pain, dizziness, and fatigue that are drawn as cane users and are never shown with wheelchairs or walkers, though

[vampantheon]

it's also sort of sad? i've been diagnosed since i was twelve years old, and i only heard of rollators LAST YEAR. and that was only because i saw one irl and immediately asked what it was. i wonder how many disabled people out there don't even know it's an option solely because they're completely underrepresented online and in media

[vampantheon]

if you're a creative with a disabled oc, PLEASEEE check out this link. it's a very nice and detailed guide for telling which mobility aids suit someone's needs best. it's incredibly important to make the right choice for your character! mobility aids tell you a LOT about someone's lived experience. picking the right one will communicate to your audience #1 what your character goes through #2 that you UNDERSTAND what your character goes through!

[lesbiannieism]

commentators acting like they’re lando’s lawyers laying out a case for why mclaren should let him through when last year at suzuka they said the team shouldn’t let oscar through despite him being clearly quicker because it’d be too contrived 🙂

(by the way that’s one of the only examples of oscar being asked to let through because usually when he’s faster he just overtakes lando because he actually knows how to race)

[froodegg]

“at least it’s not as bad as George’s situation” i say out loud, t minus five seconds before oscar piastri gets out of the race after getting run over three billion times

[laptimelewis]

oscar actually won this race so idk what yall r talking about

[froodegg]

gonna go watch 2025 p1astri montages like a dead wife flashback

[lesbiannieism]

“i know oscar feels aggrieved because of the contact but really mclaren didn’t do anything wrong” THEY PITTED HIM WAY TOO EARLY INTO TRAFFIC BECAUSE IT LET THEM LET LANDO BY WITHOUT HAVING TO USE TEAM ORDERS NOT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY THE BEST DECISION FOR OSCAR’S RACE

[fan-girl-2008]

twitter is so relatable rn i love ittt

[iluvoscarpiastri]

yet another hungarian gp where we talk about mclaren fucking oscar over ❤️ what a consistently disappointing team

[iluvoscarpiastri]

this was his 81st race btw

[princesspiastri007]

I miss Oscar podiums

[imadoctornotanescalator]

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