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willgrahamscock

theebbestboy

a-sentient-cup

virtualgirladvance

templetv-deactivated20260211

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

gothiccharmschool

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.

dee-the-red-witch

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

saint-batrick

MA'AM.

tashaste-too

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

quasi-normalcy

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

rainbowgod666

Y'all are not ready for the cross section of a facehugger hugging a face are ya

necrohigh-deactivated20250420

Human skulls aren't fuckable? Wdym? The eye holes are literally a built in fleshlights ...without the flesh

Is there a specific age you revert back into when you supposedly enter the afterlife? Will you be the same as when you died?

What if you had died brutally disfigured to the point that you couldn't even talk because, let's say, you didn't have a face?

Or would you be at the same age but, like, restored? Or is it more so that you'll be at your prime age?

#religion #afterlife #letmelickureyeballs #questions

renthebarbarian

sovietnam

livpup

My body is a machine that turns unsucked girlcock into sucked girlcock

2snuffseb

i will deepthroat his gun until i vomit

oh--lapetitemort

Can I see your dick and balls in these trying times

yourcuckgirlfriend

Let's play puppies! *mounts you*

godsf1lth1estprophet

Hey gorgeous <3 *opens my torso like a trenchcoat*

preheville

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

my-chemical-migraine

I think death will be like going too high on the swing. Or the feeling of your dad carrying you in from the car for the last time. It will be the comfort of a blanket fort, the feeling of running around, of laughing and enjoying yourself. It'll feel weightless, like when you go down a slide, or when you just drift off to sleep

letmelickureyeballs

The man I love died once due to a seizure but was revived in the ambulance. He told me that it was like being under water!

#I'm not sure if it's comforting or not

seducemefanficsandheadcanons

I've said before that I thought it was inaccurate to blame the boys and Mika for the war.

But lemme yap again.

First of all, if we're going by canon standards, the only people to blame is the demon lord and K because she has the mentality of a 13 year old hopeless romantic and destroyed/ended millions of lives just to bring a love story to life. Obviously the main person to blame is the demon lord but still.

I hate that it blames Mika, who had absolutely no reason to believe that Diana was trying to stop manslaughter. She didn't know the way that world worked, nor did she have any way too, so this isn't her fault either.

I hate that it turns the boys, 5 victims of abuse into villains for escaping their abusers. It's icky, and I will die on this hill.

nsomniacsdream

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.