Hear Ye Hear Ye The Queen Is Gay

24. Living in Portland. I’m allergic to everything. Finishing a second degree. I’m in therapy and I’m proud I have stuck with it. And I have an amazing pup that is also my support animal.

[vladtheunfollower]

slapping at my chamber door

[tariqah]

“Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door”

Only this and nothing more

[stabsceneintimacycoordinator]

While I nodded, nearly napping

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

[transsorceress]

@acidangelic

[palpamemes]

[manukahunny-deactivated20170919]

[qedavathegrey]

This is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen.

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[thegirlwiththedroid-deactivated]

I literally finished the book yesterday! thanks madam zeroni I’ll carry you up the tumblr mountain

[milomeepit]

Never scroll past Madam Zeroni 🙏

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

We decided to take a cliche tumblr picture because we met on tumblr. He slid in my DMs last summer and we so happen to go to the same school. It’s been nothing but great things since. jetlifetothenextlife528 💕

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

Months later: He got a hair cute and we’re being tumblr art hoes. @jetlifetothenextlife528

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

3.25.16: Officially one year with the man of my dreams. I love you, Shanard @jetlifetothenextlife528

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

6.12.16: Everyday is a dream come true when you spend everyday with the person you thought only existed in your dreams. @jetlifetothenextlife528

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

03.25.17 Two years with this blessing @jetlifetothenextlife528

I look forward to more explorations, to more growth, and to more love. I love you so much. 

[jetlifetothenextlife528-deactiv]

I love you baby! I can’t wait to see the woman you become and to go through life with you 😘 @complexentity

[complexentity-deactivated202101]

3.25.18. 3 years with @jetlifetothenextlife528. No sappy caption this time. We’re still growing and glowing together. 

[4flo]

[fyblackwomenart]

Artist: Philip kaiten JR

[pocmemes]

I love this interview omg Ellen was spilling tea

[russian-chaos-agent]

[localstarboy]

black women are something else… to say the least

[darkbritishsugar]

*screams in falsetto* she’s wearing HEELS

[escapingintoabook]

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

[mj-irl]

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[great-tweets]

anyone feel like crying? just watch this video (and be sure to unmute it.)

[youmissher-terribly-deactivated]

Elephants are the purest beings on this planet 😭

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Michael Bennett Arrested for Running Over Disable Woman During Super Bowl | BSO

Details on Arrest Warrant Issued for Eagles Michael Bennett; Facing 10 Years in Jail For Allegedly Running Over a Disable Security Guard at the Super Bowl

[justcariii]

I knew this shit didnt sound right…

[scornpios]

They said ran over like he got her with a car. Wow

[bogleech]

yeah I thought they meant running over with a car too. What the fuck.

[pocmemes]

*Cries in Bay Area*

[blackpeoplefashion]

Her complexion is everything 😍🍫