[joey-votto]

There is no feeling greater than correcting a man when he says something wrong about sports

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Can u believe the Jonas brothers invented music???how iconic of them

May they rise again one day

[ononokl]

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

my dogs af

[yuwave-deactivated20180103]

Guess who’s got a new ringtone

[straightboyfriend]

“my dogs af”

[mo-salahs]

[heartsoftruth]

Neymar via InstaStory | 23.10.17

[lets-ship-neymessi]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: I swear to god I love lionel andres messi cuccittini so much his birthday is the equivalent of Christmas for me. D10s I love him he is the light of my life, my world, I would die for him. When he retires the world will lose all of its happiness as the sun shines only for him. Each of the atoms that make up my body vibrate to the chant of "messi messi messi". When he breathes, I breathe, when he cries, I cry, when he smiles, I smile. My heart beats only for one man, one goat, one king and his name is leo messi

[marcstegen-deactivated20150722]

Neymar to Camilo Zuñiga (the one who injured him in the world cup): “Later you’ll call me to ask for forgiveness, son of a bitch!”

[lionelandresmessii]

me @ sevilla 

[nodded]

me @ sevilla rn:

[kingpique]

Anyways hAVE I EVER TOLD ANYONE HOW MUCH I LOVE CELTA DE VIGO

[mo-salahs]

my internal monologue

[thiagosalcantaras]

@JUVE YOU BETTER WIN THE FINAL THIS TIME CAUSE I CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER FINAL LOSS I S2G YOU GOTTA DO IT FOR GIGI

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

To people that speak multiple languages...

[charlesoberonn]

mcratpapa:

How does it feel to be a supreme human being?

Pretty good. I keep mixing up idioms and forget words in both languages, but it’s nice.

[thesunwillrise-wewilltry]

Am I lazy or depressed? An ongoing novel by me, featuring dialogue from my parents and other middle aged adults.

[hello2246164345-deact]

how do u mute ur parents

[2young2care-yolo]

actually doing what they tell you to do

[hello2246164345-deact]

thank u 2young2care-yolo

[football-hqs]

[thiaghoes]

Me: why do all the bayern players look like they’ve aged 10 years

Me: *remembers tuesday*

Me: o h