Don't let them break you

Chelsea, 27, they/them, Chicago, IL. Pastry chef by day, human trashcan by night.

[letsblackmeout]

So I got a new kitten with cerebellar hypoplasia (wobbly cat syndrome)!! Her name is Frances Beef and I adore everything about her

[twilightofficial]

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

[shobe-sandwitch]

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

[gay-irl]

gay😳irl

[letsblackmeout]

My effexor dose got upped and I literally forgot to eat for four days. THIS IS FINE.

[pettycentral]

[memorabilia1980]

The further I get into my twenties the more I look at pictures of stinky greasy 25-27 year old gerard way and go, yeah. That’s attainable. I could snag that man

[femme-objet]

have you guys ever wondered why there aren’t “shirtless cop calendars” the way they do for firemen? i don’t think it’s the dunkin donuts

[femme-objet]

my best guess is they don’t want you to see all the swastikas

[sephezade]

[uwuthority]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[pacificaedits]

brother - gerard way

[ophanic]

gay people be like “i know a spot” and then take you up that hill to make a deal with god 🙄

[hazardsoflove]

SUMMERTIME - ORVILLE PECK

[sleepgrifter]

cishets are so funny “ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans” it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

[enby-life]

[cinemapix]

PRIDE (2014) dir. Matthew Warchus

[anaphcra]

heaven help us - my chemical romance

[twitblr]

[letsblackmeout]

Hey friends, just dropping in to say that I'll be donating 100% of sales from my jewelry over at www.etsy.com/shop/SwampWitchStudio for the next few weeks to Black Lives Matter, Black Visions Collective, and the Chicago Community Bond Fund. If you have another relevant organization in mind, feel free to specify in your order where you'd like your money to go. I'll send you a receipt from the donation, and something sparkly to express my deep gratitude for helping me raise money for these organizations doing such important work. Please feel free to share this post!