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I'm Julia // 20 // just a buncha bullshit // Location: Ohio

[philsmole]

[letsgetcheesecake]

Welcome back to the Phandom.

It has come.

This website is probably dead by now. This is a little something to anyone who happens to see it.

I wrote this on January 23, 2014 at 2:03am EST. I was obsessed with these men and the incredible things they did.

If you've never heard of them before take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHUE4ypXKp7ZkmdWbGJNgJg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGjylN-4QCpn8XJ1uY-UOgA

I loved them for several awkward years of high school. I really hope I never forget them or come to hate them later in life.

Thanks for all you did for me Dan and Phil. You made me laugh and cry and appreciate my life. I wanted to fuck you. A LOT. I wanted to be British so badly. I had a YouTube addiction that stemmed from you two. And writing this at 15, Im happy. I happy with my life and you in it. (however virtually) Thank you for giving me these blissful years. I love you.

I love you Phandom and all the friends I made in it. Never forget.

(side note: it's 2am and Im incredibly emotional. sorry.)

[bigdeenergy]

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, it hurts.

big god / mac finds his pride

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[theshitneyspears]

Them: Jesus hates gays.

Me: Oh really? Explain this.

[treygotguap]

[kcdworld]

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

[valtsv]

discussing history w men is just like

[3rdeyechakra]

reblog to shove a white twink

[sleenie]

[blackarachnya]

[akron-squirrel-reblogs]

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[spoonmeb]

oooooooooogurl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

[firstladyfeyre-deactivated20170]

Wait what

[andialmostdo]

me: *is super motivated to do a thing*

literally one second: *passes*

me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*

[noseforahtwo]

As a chick married to an ex-cop, I say this all the time to people close to me, but it bears repeating here: No cop is your friend after you’ve been detained.

Get rear ended by a drunk at a red light? That cop will direct traffic around your vehicle, document the accident, sure. Call animal control on your piece of shit neighbor? You’ve got a pretty good chance the officer who shows up helps out in a meaningful way.

But after you’ve been arrested, when a police officer says, “Just be honest with me and I’ll do the same.” or the old “Help me and I’ll help you.” Politely ask for a lawyer. Shake your head. Ignore them. Pretend you’re Hollywood royalty being asked for a selfie. “ …mmmm… Sorry, but no.”

Keep your mouth shut. Don’t do their work for them. Wait for a lawyer.

[kedreeva]

I worked as a police dispatcher for a year and a half, and I’d agree with this. My cops were generally nice people (and I say this having been on the wrong end of their sirens twice, once before and once after being hired), and they often helped in good ways… on the street. Not so much in the station. Generally speaking (and I know this is oversimplification and is worse in a lot of places but), it went like this:

On the street, you were considered as a person/citizen they have sworn to protect who may have made a mistake or done something wrong.

Once you were in the station, you were considered as a criminal. In the station you are the only one on your side.

Stay safe.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

TV and film has you thinking that only guilty people ask for a lawyer. This is not true. The law is complex and difficult and confusing and if you’re being questioned by the police you’re not going to be in your best state of mind. A lawyer is your basic civil right and you should exercise that right. Keep silent, ask for a lawyer, take your legal advice.

Guilty people don’t ask for a lawyer, smart people do.

[noseforahtwo]

“Guilty people don’t ask for a lawyer, smart people do.”

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

My uncle was a cop. My uncle is the most down to earth, wouldn’t hurt a fly person in the world. I don’t think he even arrested a single person ever, that wasn’t his job on the force. His advice? Get a fucking lawyer. Never say a damn word. A cop knows how to twist your words around and make you even doubt yourself. They know damn well how to make you feel guilty by getting a lawyer. YOU need to know that it’s SMART to get a lawyer. Get a lawyer.

[dynamicsymmetry]

People can be convinced that they committed a non-existant crime in three hours.

Don’t say shit. Get a lawyer.

[feminismandmedia]

If you want to watch a show that shows people admitting to things they may not have done and the tactics involved, check out The Confession Tapes. It’s on Netflix.

[jenroses]

My husband is a defense attorney, and yeah, get a lawyer. There is no lawyer more expensive than not getting a lawyer in this kind of situation.

[lynati]

[sugarforsalt]

There it is.

[yourownpetard]

There what is?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Something dumb.

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tbh prisons shouldn’t be for profit, it just gives incentive to throw people in regardless of guilt or innocence.

[sabertoothwalrus]

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

[sabertoothwalrus]

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

[sabertoothwalrus]

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

[sabertoothwalrus]

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

[awellboiledicicle]

absolute unit

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[baracknobama]

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

[dankmemeuniversity]

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[stagemanagerssaygo]

Accurate.

[prrofessionalcynic]

I laugh way too hard at this every time I see it it’s too real lmao

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tybalt-tisk]

Suburbitank.