Punny is Funny

Allie-18//ur local punny lesbian with a knack for being shitty

[cybergata]

[oozmart]

[alwayssober-deactivated20170806]

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

[browsedankmemes]

[kevingetem]

I’m no longer on bad terms w/ anyone. I’m declaring it. Dislike me by yourself. I wish you the best.

[lmaonade]

that phenomenon where you struggle with a video game boss fight literally all night or something and decide to just fucking go to bed and you just flawlessly handle it as soon as you wake up 

[dennys]

Congrats on your food baby!!

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[mintyanusara-blog]

[letsgogetsomeicecream]

anxiety: imagine if [horrible thing] happened and you died

depression: IMAGINE🎉🎉🎉IF🎈🎈😍😍[HORRIBLE THING]🎉🎊🎊🎊HAPPENED👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻AND✨🎉🎉YOU🎈✨🎊🎊DIED😍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[turnon]

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

[mashable]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[babyanimalgifs]

A very big boy

[maryjblige]

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]