[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

RIP "female presenting nipples" december 17 2018-november 1 2022

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[lelouch]

Miss International Queen

[recapacity]

Miss USA probably looks like

[lelouch]

you're not wrong!!

[aflo]

that's so much worse

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

miss USA could be a halloween costume ad

[washipuppy]

At leasr Canada bought the good stuff

Also, I want to add the Philippines to this post because I freaking love it.

SHE'S WEARING A LITTLE VERSION OF HERSELF! LOOK AT THAT!

[maikelfist]

Fun fact, this is a contest for transgender women. They're all trans :)

[pjackk]

Boobs freak me out

[pjackk]

The way they jiggle and bounce.... Unnatural.

[pjackk]

Look up uncanny vally theory

[wizardgender]

misogyny is eating you alive

[pjackk]

My body made out of metal alloy

[willcodehtmlforfood]

“see y'all on tumblr”

Brace yourselves

[friendlyramblings]

remember we have to kill the brand accounts

the mightiest kung pow penis is a silent one block them and do not interact

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[anarchistmemedistro]

500k notes and neither is deactivated. tumblr legends.

[shining-latios]

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[fucktheroyals]

I'm dyingggg 🥲

[natalieironside]

Tips for new Tumblr users:

* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later

* Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast

* You can use your queue to post on a schedule even when you’re offline, which is very handy

* Every year on the anniversary of Dashcon staff will pick one user at random and kill them

* You can use simple HTML to put clickable links in your bio

* If you die on Tumblr, you die in real life

[charaah]

What’s the beast?

[natalieironside]

Just your typical beast. Seven horns, seven heads, seven crowns, comes out of the sea, etc and so forth

[valpalgalpal]

[breeze-y]

not old enough to remember the Tumbeasts, I see

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[immoren]

Catgirls out, catwomen in

[sometransgal]

CAT MILFS! CAT MILFS! CAT MILFS!

[venerabledreadnought]

Do you mean

Cougars?

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

Solaire amiibo has him in his sun-praising pose and standing on tiptoes, so they put an angled support under his boots that makes him look like he’s wearing wedges

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

artist’s rendition

[cicidraws]

god i love how pitbulls are like

[furbsplosion]

truth coming out of her well, with apologies to Jean-Léon Gérôme

[roach-works]

hey i just got Jean-Léon Gérôme on the line and he says this shit is dope

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[screwyouandrew]

hes fat cause he’s full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug

[bitterness-with-bliss]

In reality, frogs that are “full of love” are actually full of poison.

[screwyouandrew]

Love arrives in many forms