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jotajosu goes public: my kinky fic recommendations

Present - Ratrchive

public level - low chapters: 1 The descriptions of the anal beads are my personal favorite part of this fic - but whatever your favorite feature of this pairing is, you can find it here. It’s kinky, it’s sweet, it feels well-anchored in the world of Morioh despite being 99% porn. Featuring super-slutty, desperate Josuke, and Jotaro happily catering to his every desire.

Simple Flirtations - DoomsDaisy

public level - medium chapters: 1 Have you ever wanted to read about Jotaro forcing Josuke to piss himself on the bus? Well now you can. Jotaro is so pervy in this, getting off on Josuke’s youth, using it to fully take advantage of him. And Josuke loves it. (They’re made for each other.) Deliciously nasty with just a bit of sweetness to tie it all together.

Next Stop, Total Humiliation. - darqbloom

public level - high chapters: 2 I will admit that I get the majority of my masturbation material on ao3 - gems like this are why. This is another “Josuke pisses himself on public transit” fic, but this time with intensity turned to the max on every single aspect. They’re not just in public - they’re right in the middle of a crowded train. The descriptions in this one are downright obscene - even if piss isn’t your thing, their dynamic is so incredibly erotic. Jotaro is so evil and Josuke realizes he’s an absolute whore for it. I can’t praise this one highly enough.

selpuku

I am so enamored with this excerpt from this jotajosu fic that I drew it 🐬💎 fic: Substitute by Sable_Simp

selpuku

I am so enamored with this excerpt from this jotajosu fic that I drew it 🐬💎 fic: Substitute by Sable_Simp

jackdawwwe

Chains🔗❤️

selpuku

3taro x 4suke — 🐬💎 承仗 TRSK

abvesto

im new here but hold this animatic thing i made 🐬💎

selpuku

Jotaro/Josuke 🐬💎 Some of the first sketches of them

dapperdoodlenoodle

Fanart for chapter nine of Family Tree by @kanobies on Ao3 (excerpt under cutoff)

attractov

Modern classic

pidgydraws

🛎️ jayvik pro wrestling AU: first impressions 🛎️

Jayce learns the hard way not to make assumptions about Viktor...

> more wrestling AU - >here< | >here< | >here<

luciiferous

'Need to recover. No Hextech, no miracle cures.'

Extra:

honeybuns3110

age-of-moonknight

“Scars,” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu, (Vol. 2/2024), #5.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Devmalya Pramanik; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

foone

Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

fleshengine

I imagine that, because you can substitute blood for egg in baking, you could substitute egg for blood in casting.

foone

That technically works but you can't use chicken eggs. Not sapient. You'd need a corvid, human, or a dog.

globalincident

a corvid, human or dog egg?

foone

right, that's what I meant. You can't just use a dog for a spell that needs blood, but a dog's egg will work fine.

darkenedyeastextract

Do the eggs have to be isolated or otherwise extracted from the dog? Can I just have an unspayed dog with me and disappear the eggs inside it while casting? Is this considered unethical? What if I'm an evil necromancer about it? (affects union and insurance fees mostly)

foone

you gotta wait for the dog to lay the eggs, yeah. if you try to use a whole dog, it'll fuck the spell right up as you're adding all kinds of unintended elements to the mix.

it's not unethical or evil, it just wouldn't work. a dog with eggs in it is still a dog, and the spell would react like you're using a dog.

hazelriver74

What about dog blood?

foone

That works, yeah. As blood for a spell, I mean. It doesn't work as eggs.

finally-living

They generally don't use human blood in baking and pudding and the such; the go to is pig, and I think cow is sometimes used, dog blood should be fine for baking.

foone

I meant for magic, not for baking.

(The rules are similar in many ways, but they're not the same.)