Garbáge

[thekissapple]

Us during Eurovision: Stop with all the political votes, we’re tired of it

Also us during Eurovision: WE’RE NEIGHBOURS WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 POINTS WE GAVE YOU 10

[rykerrii]

[unclefather]

[crow--teeth]

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[catladymarie]

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

[miniangel]

what’s the mood tonite

[android1000]

[unspokengrief]

self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself

[sailorbrazil]

good evening everyone lets get this bread

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[solange-lol]

mood of the day: 

[solange-lol]

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

[skajador]

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

[imouthere]

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

[goweninsane]

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[skajador]

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

[ruinedchildhood]

Drive Through

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

[paddys-fuckaround-club]

i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene

[charlesoberonn]

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Haha ugly People bad

[beep-beepster]

original context

[the-lovebug-files]

[boopasnoops]

Honestly I’m convinced @setheverman isn’t even a real person. I feel like if I saw him irl I’d black out instantly and wake up three days later in an abandoned Ikea

[toastbutteregg]

professors terrify me