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I want to be a makeup guru YouTuber that knows next to nothing about good makeup techniques but continues to put on makeup using various weapons I have in my possession

#knife #sword #nun chucks #scuba knife #more swords #shield #ax #machette #makeup #make up guru #goals #you could say it would get very sharp #look at that sharp wing #kachow #yipppy yip yip

When you do the action of a laugh but feel none of the emotion of a laugh while doing it ,it’s a wild ride kids

#dont do drugs #im not on drugs just tourettes but same thoughts #when your body functions for you #laugh #hahahah #its a lie #im a blank slate laughing at the world #tourettes #ts

Please stop pronouncing the color cyan as Cayenne as in cayenne pepper

#cyan is a color not a seasoning #dont come at me #dont go into my work looking for cayenne ink #i correct yall to just get it back right at me #cyan #cayenne #pepper #yall i work at an office supply store not a grocrey store #and no i dont sell lawn mowers #go to lowes that is 20ft to our left

I don’t know how people who are not asexual live life finding people hot and attractive cause when I go out side I see the same looking dude every ten feet.

#ace ace baby #whos hot and whos not #asexual problems #asexuality #ace #straight ace living in a confusing sexual world

If the phrase you are what you eat means anything to anyone, I can most assuredly say I am a hot pocket. Hot as fuck on the outside but is a cold icy bitch in the inside.

#hotpocket #tis is i #you better believe i am a icy bitch that wont warm up evenly to any one i talk #preach #elsa who i am the true ice queen #fight me #elsa #you are what you eat #icy #bitch #elsa vs. me #fight me pls and thx

bunjywunjy

not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

bunjywunjy

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

eludyaq

Because it is well and truly blessed.

glyndarling

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the...” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

jadegordon

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

bunjywunjy

meow

lettuce-godess

Since I only posted not blessed hyena facts here are some that are in fact blessed

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First off Echidnas:

The echidna has a quite particular sexual organ. This organ , the echidna dick, has one shaft in addition to not one but in fact 4 heads. When erect, the penis of an echidna is about one‐quarter of their body length. The early stages of erection has the echidna with four heads but as it becomes more and more erect two of the heads retract leaving two heads and the penis forms a symmetrical shape. When this shape has formed it well then produce Sperm and ejaculate out form alternate sides as two shut down right before ejaculation. When the females are in heat these kinky motherfrickers, will mate up to 11 males typically,one after another.

A message...

Just.No

When you have Tourette’s and the now branded VSCO girl sound of “SKSKSK” is one of your tics since day one and I can’t even tic in Walmart without some chick asks “Ooooo are you a VSCO girl too?” Ah ,no bitch, I am person who is getting Oreos to slather them in frosting and I have been doing this before you were born please leave me alone ahhhhhh

#mydisorderisnotyourpromdress #tourettes #oreoslathering #VSCO #vscogirl #sksksk #vsco effect #pleaseno

Greatest idea ever:

I need a feather boa

And big googly eyes

#yall know what im gonna do #worm on a string #but larger #big worm on a string #feather boa worm #worm on a string scarf #feather boa #yasssss

TLC

While it has many meanings the only one I care about is: TABLES LADDERS & CHAIRS

you can keep your

-Tender Loving Care

-Ten inch Long Cock

-Tomato Lettuce & Cheese

-The Learning Channel

#wwe #TLC #wwe tlc #tender loving care #sex #cock #keep it #over rated #ace over here watching fights #table ladders chairs #table #ladder #chair #ya feel me?#dont actually feel me #ew no

Waiting for the day where Wii’s become currency and I will be rich for once

#wii #rich #currency #money #wii fit #wii u #i have too many just chillin in my closet

The Beyblade cartoon show is basically a Pokémon battle but without any of the good points of Pokémon and the transformers have personified themselves to be a beyblade that two 12 year olds use to fight each other to be the best champion of them all . In addition they have special powers that you can only unleash by screaming and becoming a super Saiyan because hair ties are too constructing. Oh and atrocious amounts of lightning like the seven realms have descended upon hell to unleash unholy apocalyptic doom to all that disobey with Thor and Zeus at the front lines and a pikachu by their side amount of lightning.

Not to mention the theme song sounds like it came from a rock band that since has been disbanded and they don’t know what to say so they just repeat Beyblade on repeat but in variating ways.