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[damnasstyles]

🍄MASTERLIST🍄

Requests are open! 🤍 - I have quite a few requests in the works!!! 💖 If you like my works and want to help a gal out get a master’s degree, please consider donating to my ko-fi! 🥰🤍

💚famous!h x spanish/photographer!reader AU 💛

part i - film camera and yellow sunglasses

Finisterre - Till the End of the World - personal fav 🤌

concepts - harry loving on yn's pregnant belly

concept - the football euros

moodboard/inspo

Send in concepts and requests about these two!

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✨BLURBS/REQUESTS✨

snuggle blurb (ft. boyfriend!harry)

 back to school (ft. fetus!harry) 

pregnancy scare (ft. fiancé!harry) part 2! - fan fav 🍄

harry comforts you (ft. boyfriend!harry)

DILF at work (ft. husband!harry)

🌻 dad!Harry (Ottillie) 🌻

birth

first word

harry's first time alone with Ottie

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✨PROMPT REQUESTS✨ 

#10 "why are you wearing my skirt?"

#40 “I’m annoyed to say it mildly” & #43 “Tomorrow will be better” 

#8, #22, #26, #37 & #44 - or The one where YN is denied a visa and they have to postpone the wedding all over again. 

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✨CONCEPT MASTERLIST✨

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peggry → This is not a writing, it's just a recommendation of where to find pegrry (pegging!harry).

[hollanovsgingermelt]

they were 1 million percent going at it RAW here . first time too . ilya too lost in the sauce.

[brownbitchshit]

One of the absolute best things that came out of yesterday's 'Hollywood Reporter' debacle is that all social media platforms blew up yesterday in defense of Hudson. It wasn't a regular 'twitter discourse' anymore. IG, Reddit,Thread, Tumblr , Facebook every single platform was full of enraged fans calling out the racist behavior from Hollywood.

Can't wait to read another article about how HR fans are bullies and toxic from Hollywood and not writing anything about the microaggressions and racism that the POC lead is facing from renowned publications.

[usa-on-three]

Wise words from Dr. Lexi Lafleur Brown

[etheltempest]

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete

[hrgifs]

like a prayer pt. ii

[flightlesssbirbss]

the u.s. women’s hockey team should get to throw rocks at the u.s. men’s hockey team and also beat them with hammers and baseball bats i am so serious rn

[crucifrick]

women being openly sexual online doesn't mean you can be a fucking weirdo in their dms

[daddystinygirll]

the traumatized urge to over explain things so that i'm not misunderstood

[military-newsboys]

Ilya: If you think you’re unattractive, just look into the mirror. Now you know you’re unattractive. Education.

[yoursweetcorpse]

"potentially mature content"

I do not give a fuck let me see

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[handsywoman]

surprisingly, i feel like this is a very much underrated hollanov kiss

[etherealspacejelly]

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are allowed to accommodate yourself.

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[chevelleneech]

Shane crawling naked across that bed in Vegas to nuzzle against Ilya’s dick before he even whipped it out? Honey, how did he ever think he was still straight? Baby boy, you were hungry for it. You let him go to pound town after six months no contact, which was after you finally let him snap you like a glow stick for your first time doing anal, which you made him wait two years for. I love Shane, but my god was he scalp deep in that Egyptian river. Sucked dick like a champ his first time trying, cried for dick after having it one time, with zero thought to any sort of sex with women, yet still was like… “Maybe if I date a woman hard enough, I’ll eventually like her.”

Poor baby. But also, this is how you know Ilya lays lethal pipe. Svetlana stayed coming back for it, (book canon) none of his hook-ups ever spread rumors that he was bad, and Shane “Pretty boy” Hollander who could have technically fucked anyone he wanted to, got one hit of it and almost never ventured out afterwards. (Book canon) he tried another man or two, only to be like… nope, never again. Take me back to the holy land. That’s objectively hilarious. Ilya’s reputation is that he is an asshole and a menace on the ice, but he also apparently fucks people so good, they stop caring.

[totallyboatless]

Another moment of “Shane doesn’t just match Ilya’s freak, he surpasses it” that i need to get more attention:

In their first penetrative sex scene when they switch positions and Ilya once again checks in with Shane, Shane only answers by swearing and then pushing himself back onto Ilya

Like i’m not imagining that, right? He rocks back in a motion that to me communicates “if you’re going to keep asking and not fuck me then i’ll fuck me myself.” That’s my favorite “enthusiastic consent” moment i’ve ever seen on screen.

Please confirm if you’re also seeing that, i feel insane every time i see that moment.

[ottawa--centaurs]

@elnotwoods stealing your tags and putting them on the jumbotron bc they made me laugh out loud