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[nociceptrix]

sucking on a worthless original

[crueltyserpent]

The world is sad and cruel. But sometimes you see a moment of transgender happiness and think. Things can be good

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[things-that-are-almost-clockwork]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[cinematech]

kony 2012 was last year

[bupp3t]

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i remember

[kokosovc]

hold babies like this

[buttpoems]

[copperbadge]

Okay I have lived with this ambiguity long enough.

THIS EMOJI:

Is it:

I am high fiving you over text

I am praying in a vaguely secular way for whatever you said to come true

I have my hands folded in front of me like I'm about to white person namaste

Some wildly unlikely other option

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Play games win prizes

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING