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carl • they/them • invertebrate aficionado. i like things that are funny and songs that are good png comic dot com

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[cannibalchicken]

[nattousan]

[galiifreyrose]

[jadestormcloud2]

and sometimes

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE OMINOUS WINDS of 20x6]

"Hey look you guys, I found this whole pack of cigarettes, unopened, in the urinal. Gross, right? But I just washed off the plastic and it was good as new. I heard these help with hunger pangs. Want one?" "The Devil in the Parking Lot - Kiernan Sjursen-Lien 2017

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[dogpuppy]

[taiwanesekid05]

[sm64mario]

the ask box is open for one ask make it'a count

[sm64mario]

ohhhh i'a start crying and'a sniffling and'a you'a make mario so happyy!!!! ohhh mamma mia you'a so kind to mario

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[willow-does-stuff]

romantic relationships blah blah blah okay but what about risking everything for your sibling. what about the unwavering love and care that can only come from a parent to a child. what about someone who just wants their best friend back. ever thought of that.

[leven-thumps]

we have got to stop the transition of calling webcomics webtoons. webtoon is a brand that monetizes and censors your work. webcomic is a graphic medium. am i overreacting. we cant let people think webtoon as a mainstream monopoly is the only place to find webcomics.

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges