If there was one thing everyone described Levi as it would probably be short. Standing at an amazing five foot three, Levi was pretty damn small considering most of everyone was well over or close to six foot. But for some odd reason, Eren Jaeger has a tick where if you were to call the corporal short, he goes ballistic like you just insults his damn ancestors. Now, at this time it was becoming more and more obvious that Eren had this huge crush on Levi. And vice versa. But it started to turn into an argument that was ridiculous. Who caught over if you thought someone was short or not? Eren and Jean of course. of-fucking-course
“I do not think he’s as short as everyone sees him as” Eren claimed, tilting his chair back on its hind legs at his eyes burned holes into Jean’s skull. This was probably the most serious argument they had probably ever gotten into. Well, they sure acted like this was a life or death opinion. “If you can’t reach the sugar on the top shelf in the cabinet without climbing the counter like a spider; you’re short.” Jean said flatly and narrowed his eyes like he was going to trample Eren with his nonexistent herd of horses. Cause yea, if Jean had a power it’d be to Simon a herd of horses on command. Cause that’s pretty legit. Anyways, Eren wasn’t exactly happy with everyone calling Levi short because Eren honestly didn’t think he was that short. Maybe compared to most people Levi’s age he was fairly short, but the young, hard headed kid named Eren didn’t like the thought. Now if you were to ask Marco or Armin Or any of the others, they’d simply tell you Eren was kissing ass because he liked Levi. Which wasn’t a lie, but Eren was far too stubborn to admit said crush. The argument ended there but soon started up again later in the day when everyone was sitting down for dinner. Eren and Armin were in charge of passing out plates and cooking. Levi had come in for his drink and couldn’t reach the cups. Jean wanted to prove a point and to do so, he put the cups out of Levi’s reach. Levi was even standing on his toes to try and reach it but he couldn’t. The heel of his boots slammed down on the wooden floor and it deafened ears within the range the sounds could echo in. “Who’s bright idea was it to put my cups on the top shelf?” Levi’s voice was anything but happy as he entered the room where the table was at and everyone was sitting at it. His cold glare scanned over everyone’s face until it stopped at Jean’s who seemed extremely tense. “Jea-” Levi was cut off by the sound of a chair screeching across the floorboards. “It was me, sir! I did the dishes last.” It was not Jean who had stood up. Nor was it anyone you’d expect. Marco had stood and took the clear blame for something Jean so obviously did. Marco was looking rather confident and his eyes glared daggers at Jean who met his gaze with scared puppy dog eyes. “Marco? Hmph. Very well then…Jean you have stable duties for the next three months. Say a word in response and I’ll make it all year. What is this nonsense about? I could hear you and Eren three walls away talking about my height. I guess I honor the fact Eren likes to take my side but putting my cups on a shelf I’m unable to reach is unnecessary and childish. I wish not to be dragged into your idiotic arguments.” Levi claimed, his voice stern and unshaken. Jean looked furious. Eren couldn’t really hold back his laughter. He started to choke up and Levi snapped his gaze toward the boy. “Eren…follow.” He said. Short, simple words like you’d tell a dog. Both the male’s escaped the dinning room and into the kitchen. With Eren being taller Levi had no problem getting the necessary things for his tea. Eren was just happy he won the argument. Levi leaned on the counter and glanced the male over a bit. “You really believe in not short?” Levi questioned and the question had Eren catch words in his throat. Eren felt his face redden and he shrugged. “Well, sir, you might be shorter than us but I think you’re a nice height.” Eren said and Levi blew air through his nose as if amused. “I like you more and more, Jeager. Jean will think twice about doing such things when he’s stuck in the room beside us tonight.” Levi said as he brought his cup up and drank the Tea as Eren tried to figure out what he could have meant. Eren had no idea what was actually in store for him. (( @very-ereri I DID IT. IT SUCKS BUT I DID IT. XS))
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