Profiles in Shittiness #2 -- EVIE MIURA -- Chapter 1 of god only knows how many
You know em. You hate em. He’s a piece of sh*t–it’s EVIE MIURAAAAAAAAAAA!
But seriously folks. The tidal wave of garbage this middle-aged man pretending to be a woman online RPing as a 18 year old 4′ 9″ 112lb pastel pink pillow princess. It’s the cringiest thing you’ve ever witnessed. Grab your fedora hats slap on your neckbeards and open up your incel dictionaries. This is going to be a hell of a ride.
My newfound friend over at @evieyuzukaisabigot has a lovely blog post concerning Evie’s sh*t-tier behavior but that friends is just the surface of this colossal cavern of crap. We haven’t even dipped a toe into it yet. Hell we haven’t even REACHED the edge yet. You still have to climb over the mountains of trash to see it. Because that? That was just one instance. ONE.
We’re talking logs of Direct Messages that go on for TWENTY-SIX PAGES.
We’re talking an entire folder dedicated to this thirsty dumb motherf*cker.
We’re talking a good hundred or more people affected in some negative way by this manipulative heap of dog slobber–all of them happy to share information with us.
Let’s talk about his dozens upon dozens of alts.
They’re all confirmed to be his. There’s probably some we missed. Or not. Who knows. He’s not that bright.
Let me just pull up the list of accusations just from the FIRST person I managed to get into contact with–an anon FC Leader on Mateus.
Like before this person seems to have been on a list from someplace that was formed before the Discords I was allowed into. These people were fairly well organized and kept the original links to their offenses. Little did they know the positively enormous sh*tstorm they were about to get into.
The first offense came with what appears to be a warning.
It seemed innocent enough. Conversation over, right?
Nope.
It gets ugly pretty quick.
Shockingly quick.
The Free Company Leader who posted this originally has their 2nd year anniversary coming up. So much for destroying it with your bare hands.
It dies down. Or so everybody believed.
One of this company’s recruiters goes into a hot spot months later.
It.
Ignites. A powder keg.
Strap in because this shout chat freakout was initiated when someone on Balmung caught wind of Evie’s nasty behavior in times past and booted them from their FC for the god-knows-how-many-eth time. However this time around people were well aware of Evie’s garbage by now…and the only way to shut down an attention-wh*ring piece of trash…
And
so
the
people
of
Mateus
meme’d
on
this
dumb
b*stard
for
hours
Until he finally gave up. Say what you will about Diet Balmung but they sure know how to shut a desperate attention wh*re down.
But you might have noticed that Evie being the genius that he is gave out his Discord on shout chat. A few people took him up on that offer.
Which is how we know that he no matter how much he insists otherwise is definitely without question a middle aged man. Several people collaborated with us to confirm it from that day to include many of the memelords recorded in that conversation.
And this is just one segment. I have PLENTY more to post.
It takes one dumb motherf*cker to get a whole folder to themselves.
