Levi Grooms Constantly

57% Cartoon, 28% Gay Man, the rest is probably caffeine and gummi bears.

[levitrent]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[levitrent]

Fine. Whatever it takes.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[levitrent]

Goodwill never has the stuff I really want.

[guerrillatech]

[simariethehawk]

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

[the-tired-tenor]

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[levitrent]

There can be 10,000 bees in a room and if only one bee-lieves in you… still fucked.

[klapollo]

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

[klapollo]

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

[levitrent]

Puppets will always stand taller than most

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[rylandsgrace]

JENNIFER COOLIDGE for W Magazine photographed by Lenne Chai

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[levitrent]

Close enough. #happysunday #momugsmoproblems #soberbutstillahoarder #rossclearance (at Jupiter, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CokM896uLkP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[levitrent]

New favorite mug. #bestbossever #oneyeardown #breakfastofchampions #gifthorseinthemouthhaha (at Nina's Fresh Bakery) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoFYEYBuXPn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[levitrent]

Just another day at the office. #happyholidays #ilovemyjob #floridasanta #hohoho🎅 (at Nina's Fresh Bakery) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmhLIjfuGOh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[levitrent]

You can take the boy out of the country… but this gay Santa can still throw an axe! #officexmasparty #teambuilding #withsharpobjects #happyholidays (at Game Of Axes - Jupiter) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmLFGdeuIgQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[levitrent]

Pro sunbathing tip #47: Arrive just after peak tide and get the whole beach to yourself. #whatstheworstthatcouldhappen #ohnoigotwet #fluiddynamics #aretotallyathing (at Jupiter, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmEwbFXuEmr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[levitrent]

Mondays are like the worst. #justkidding #sorryohiofamily #notsorrycomevisit #justgivemewarningsoicancleantheapartment (at Jupiter, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Clyt3EtOdy1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=