''Or I can do both''

Bisexual. English not very bueno.

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[doyouandbequiet]

When a company ask if you’re able to work under pressure and you say yes

[flapjacques]

ive watched this lipsync over and over

[onlytwitterpics]

[aphrobites]

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

[sashaforthewin]

[lexacannon]

[studentlifeproblems]

[1892]

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

[locke-ripped-his-clothes-off]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wetwareproblem]

Literally anyone who’s read the results of any other time this experiment has been tried. Why are we still trying to prove the concept?

[kedreeva]

Here’s the link if anyone wants it!

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2242937-universal-basic-income-seems-to-improve-employment-and-well-being/

Universal basic income seems to improve employment and well-being

Finland’s two-year test of universal basic income has concluded that it doesn't seem to disincentivise working, and improves recipients’ men

[kayasurin]

We’re still trying to prove the concept because in the West, Big Business and their owners, The 1%, are screaming at the thought of having to give up a little money so everyone can get universal income that supports life - meaning jobs either have to pay you to put up with the literal shit or people can walk away from them without becoming homeless.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Our entire system is basically based on people being so afraid of homelessness and starvation that they’ll accept any shit job for shit pay.

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[correct-shera-quotes]

Adora: [stares out the window, looking pensive]

Glimmer: She’s so beautiful, so thoughtful… I wonder what she’s thinking?

Adora, internally: Wed-nes-day… Whensday? Wendesday??

[calm-thought]

You deserve a partner who checks whether you’re comfortable. You deserve a partner who will respect your boundaries. You deserve a partner who will be cautious if you do not know what your boundaries are.

[masterofn1ne]

I needed these post tonight

[pretty-little0ne-deactivated202]

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotvampireadjacent]

age: 17

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are busy 

[parakeet]

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

[parakeet]

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

[ahagoat]

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

[parakeet]

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes