Die Eating Lizard

This is my trash dragon hoard of memes and cool stuff - Lexi - Adult - She/They

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[ladywarlock03]

Just them being silly 💫

Here's to me trying to mix movie Rocky with book Rocky! He's a cutie hahahah

(Don't mind the missing paw prints in the sixth slide, the first person to mention it gets a brick to the face. I've proven I'm good at throwing bricks! 🫵🏻)

[linipik]

Exercises for all the homies who want to have a long career drawing.

The true problem with being an artist and drawing all day (as I wanted my whole life) is that human backs are not designed to hold that position, so it is very common for artists and designers to have really stiff shoulder blades, creating a chain of muscle strain towards the arm AND the back… and a lot of pain.

These are some physical exercises for artists and honestly anyone who works at a desk.

(all credit to my physiotherapist)

[joomeefemme]

happy friday everyone! 💜

[jessiewithaj]

i will reblog this every single time i see it. more art with curves, squishy thighs, stretch marks, and a tummy. i feel like 90% of the transfem OCs i see are rail-thin :S

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[crochet-creature]

Trapinch has got to be my fav Pokémon. So I gotta know: what's yours?

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[crocincrocsart]

unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Sam “held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Because” Vimes? Sam “sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he’s building” Vimes? Sam “could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt” Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit don’t you think

[thestuffedalligator]

Yep, certainly doesn’t seem to describe Sam “pretends to eat poison as a power move” Vimes. Not Sam “buries an axe in the table in the Rats Chamber” Vimes.

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

I mean are we really talking about Sam “yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire” Vimes, here? Sam “has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a flood” Vimes, really? Definitely Sam “nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving” Vimes we’re discussing here?

[davetheshady]

excuse me?????

vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morpork 

vimes is a drama public employee

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[baddywronglegs]

Sometimes sharing fun facts as an autistic person is about discovering the Danelaw isn't as common knowledge as you might have been assuming

[baddywronglegs]

So to disappoint you all, the conversation was:

"If you're on a road whose number begins with a 1 or a 6 you're probably in the former Danelaw"

"The what?"

And like, I'm not unhappy to talk about the Norse/Saxon border that once divided what's now England between the northeast and southwest in the early middle ages for long enough to leave evidence in both Norse place names and dialectal features in the parts of England it occupied that persist to this day, making it easier for someone from Yorkshire to learn Norwegian than someone from Warwickshire for example, but also I foolishly went into this conversation assuming that knowledge of the person I was speaking to

Twice

[lexilcoatl]

(xkcd2501 generator rocks. https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/ )

[raineyy]

Rb for daily health and prosperity

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[rambrandt-the-painter]

wait everyone shut up I'm fucking with the pathfinder kobold more than any other version

[staff]

we fucked up

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

[wolfertinger666]

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

[wolfertinger666]

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

[awoooniper]

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

[awoooniper]

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.

[lexilcoatl]

i am a spear; the everyman's weapon, the militia's friend, the blade of the novice. ill fight for anyone who needs it

my head was new and deadly once, but now it's dull and weathered. the metal was never hardened. not expected to fight as long as i have, but still fighting anyway

my haft is pitted, notched and battlescarred. ive taken plenty of blows. it doesnt look like ill take too many more. ill try for you anyway

[knightclubbing]

Soooo how long have you and the court jester been sinning in the eyes of his majesty?

I'll haveth thee known i keepeth my trysts hence from the prying eyes of scandals as well as the delicate view of the nobility!! but, i mean. not that they aren't allowed to see. who am i to deny the prince. i simply have no choice but to allow him into my bedchambers. it's quite out of my hands you see! i have no say in the prince's decision to joi-i mean watch!!