Nope...

The more things change the more they stay the same.

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[entropychronicles]

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was

humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

[kingofthenorth]

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

[ayellowbirds]

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

[gahdamnpunk]

[mrbenwyatt]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[b-rainrot]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[daily-showerthoughts]

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their confort zones. yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Centuries of practice.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[sistertaxon]

Veggietale who sinned enough to go to hell

[wizardpepsi]

pickle rick

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

All scorpios are horny af because we were procreated on valentines day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muppetlesbian]

a power move

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[twitterlols]

[daily-showerthoughts]

The first horseman pestilence came in riding a minivan as an antivax mom.