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Lexi. We are what we think.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Look up

[tastefullyoffensive]

[asklen-kagamine02-deactivated20]

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

[assammilktea]

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

[asklen-kagamine02-deactivated20]

Since 2009 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[goawfma]

getcho coin king!!

[randomliven]

Damn now with the whole story

A mill dont seem like enough.. but burger king King not who should pay all.. the city

[ghouloriented]

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

[wetigers]

Why are straight people like this

[officialjared19]

So…. which is which……

[cubeg1rl]

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

[commander-ledi]

new gender binary:

people who barely speak

people who never shut up

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

[sarah1281-deactivated20190328]

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

[freakxwannaxbe]

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[goodluckfindingone]

I want this to be updated but I don’t want to ruin my phone

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

me: *wakes up and goes about my day*

god: there goes that stupid bitch again smh

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[solidindecision]

[art-woonz]

[marijatiurina]

Long time no see, tumblr! Anyone still here? :) Thought I’d share my latest - fruit and vegetables re-imagined as watercolor characters.  There’s an amazing greengrocer near my London home, and for the last few months I have been going over there and picking green foods I found interesting and inspiring to create characters based on those.  Hope you like it! And if you could spare a second to upvote my Bored Panda post that would be very nice of you ^_^  https://www.boredpanda.com/fruit-vegetable-watercolor-characters-marija-tiurina/ Happy last day of February!

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

[theartidote]

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8000 nerve fibres, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibres than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semiautomatic.” —Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography artwork by Patrick Van der Elst