The Lion's Share

CEO of LexCorp. Richer than you. Part of DC-Speaks. "Never was anything great achieved without danger." -Niccolò Machiavelli

[heartsnmagic]

[lll-ll-ll-lll]

[lofishing-deactivated20210113]

Neon Purple

[methexys]

[marctanphoto]

[ahoyjulia]

[especially]

[midnighth0ur]

[suspend]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

[solvate]

untitled on Flickr

[2087]

http://nttbj.itp.ne.jp/0292472255/index.html

[lexluthor-speaks]

m!a you have now three legs and five arms

.....That's a convoluted way to say human octopus.

[lexluthor-speaks]

AND I PROMISE NOBODY LOVES YOU LIKE ME-E-E OH-OH-OH 🎶🎤🎵🎼🌈🌈🌈

If you love me the way you love to sing, I think I'm going to pass.

[lexluthor-speaks]

I see you... Your rich. I smell you... Your strong manly purfume. Me? I'm on the other side of the road down an alleyway. Watching curously with my black eyes with white irises glowing. Trying to find out what goes on in that mind of yours... Only if I were closer to read your mind with my static mental ability. You faciate me. I wonder what it's like to be rich.

Go commit tax fraud or something.

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[archerestarcher]

OH PHEW HE’S NOT GONNA DIE

[batmansuggestion]

I don't text back. Come stay in my house.

[lexluthor-speaks]

Absolutely not.

[fineapplepizza]

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something