[antipopes-archive]

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussy-lemonade]

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

[femininechrist]

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

[jade-sutures]

They are called.. rage against the machine…

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[railroadsoftware]

person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[laidinblood-deactivated20201008]

You guys don’t know instagram culture where people use danganronpa and south park characters to talk about “serious” topics and it shows.

[laidinblood-deactivated20201008]

How could I forget to show you some examples of this paradoxical phenomenon:

[laidinblood-deactivated20201008]

ah here more for you all:

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

2013 tumblr never fucking ended it just migrated to other sites

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

[takekumo]

Noelle Otoshiro

[corpish]

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[africanson-blog]

if pizza made you skinnier id probably disappear 

[blacberries]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[girthakitt-blog]

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[yars]

[ishtarbtch-deactivated20200428]

I think about this everyday…

[thrashzilla404]

Aromatic lithbisexual, supporter of all fandoms and punk af, bitch. Fashion doesn’t reflect a person.

[wotsukai-remaking]

How you just gon prove they point like that

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

[smooththegoofyshark]

The Balance!

[gaudfish-naudsm]

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it