human coffee coaster

insta: pb__and__julia twitter: PBndJulia

[themostpopulargaysofglee]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[dropovers]

“you smell good“ ok fuck me

[muckkles]

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

[parakavka]

[gunzonyatmblr]

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[ymutate]

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[twerklina]

[champagnemanagement]

i think this would make a good business card

[theraconteurasaur]

Perennial October mood.

[drst]

There she is!

NOW it’s really Halloween

[glassbonespaperskin]

[yamakucci]

A Olympic level curve by Mylene Cruz

[isaoldaccount]

“I am Venom. And you are mine”

[thirsty-venom-posts]

Oh my goodness gracious.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

courage was named courage even though he was cowardly bc he still did what he had to do despite being scared and that’s true courage

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

[yoitsmvddi-deactivated20191112]

this is the type of positivity i need.