Welcome to my island of misfit toys

I hope that one day when I wake up it will be in a place I love

[kitschyliving]

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

[sauvamente]

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

[digital-magus]

Quite the agreement it seems…

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[the-suitelife-of-disneychannel]

#Making Hayley Kiyoko a series regular was a missed opportunity. 

[notourz]

#Making Hayley Kiyoko Alex’s girlfriend was a missed opportunity

[shinvermouthea]

she murdered a child

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is always hilarious to me that hermione managed to go 7 books with a reputation as a goody two shoes. all the school rules she’s broken…heck all the international wizarding laws she’s violated….kept a person in a jar for a year

[the-funeral-party]

As a straight A student with a reputation as a goody two shoes, I cannot begin to tell you the shit I got away with.

[appendingfic]

Being known as the quiet rule-abiding kid gave me a free shot at electrocuting my entire physics class because no one thought I’d do it

[ollieofthebeholder]

My uncles used to say about my aunt that if the teachers heard a gunshot and ran into the room to see her standing over the still-twitching body of a classmate holding a smoking gun in her hands, they would have said, “Erica! Don’t touch that! There might be fingerprints!”

[djo-time]

My Grandma worked toll booths and one time a guy came through being really rude and she called him a stupid bimbo and he went over to the office to complain and her manager called in her booth asking if she called the guy a bimbo and she said “Me?? I would never” and her manager said “See I knew you wouldn’t, that’s exactly what I told the guy. Donna would never say something like that. Sorry to bother you”

[blackqueerblog]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[niggazinmoscow]

these companies that test patience don’t end up paying people what they are worth

[xmagnet-o]

Yeah employers who do this are incredibly inconsiderate and unprofessional.

This is not a “test of patience”. This is of abuse and manipulation.

I would never want to work for a company/business who thinks my life is a joke

[unclefather]

$4000 wedding photos

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

a match made in heaven

[digiweed]

What the hell was the image trying to make in the first place

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[thegoodvybe]

[sistertaxon]

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

[nyctosaurid]

[sistertaxon]

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[thegoodvybe]

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[angimcart]

You know, these looks all silly but… they are perfect! Is your cat annoyed? Is your cat depressed? Does your cat eat too fast and suffocated itself? Does your cat eat too much? Is your cat castrated? Do your cats fight over food?

These are all perfect for that! Your cats like to hunt and have fun with their food so it’s better to give them some “difficulties” and way to use their brains: this is why a lot of these are called “intelligent toys”, because they stimulate play and hunt.

“I don’t have money for that!” DON’T WORRY! You can create your own intelligent toy with whatever you have at home!

This is better for cats than dogs, mostly because dogs try to destroy the toy first so I won’t suggest you to use toiler paper rolls or plastic bottles!

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

A+ examples of cat food enrichment!

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[beachdeath]

no moment in pop culture is ever going to top the time cardi b and john mulaney appeared on the tonight show together and cardi had like just announced her pregnancy one or two days earlier so john mulaney handed her a gift box and was like “my wife picked this out” and of course annamarie tendler had found the most perfect teeny tiny cardigan for cardi’s baby and john mulaney said “it’s a cardi g” and cardi went “babies are so little!!!” like that truly was peak

[sadniple-deactivated20220225]

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”