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I’m that Sims who is mastering French toast
“the grave is run by the student church and the video they made to advertise it is the scariest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/VALDtecGYj
Student: “I want to die.” School: “Okay, we can’t do that, but we have the next best thing-”
Need me a self-care grave
Person: Tf are you doing?
Me: Laying on my emotional support grave
Sir that is my emotional support grave
This is a McDonald's drive-through, sir
This is the perfect excuse for me to take a nap and no one will know
I see his robot as an absolute win
My two brain cells arguing
#PrayForAmazonia
Notre Dame (an old ass useless building)burns for ten minutes:
The world: *donates billions for rebuild*the world is saddened* its trending* songs are sung*people cry*people want justice*
The Amazon (which fucking provides us with AIR) burns for three weeks:
The world: ‘Fake news’ ‘Who cares’ ‘Doesn’t bother me’ ‘What’s a rainforest?’ ‘Who is this Amazon?’
Human priorities are so fucked up it’s not even a joke anymore. We about to lose a vital ecosystem that produces the air we fucking breath and we only find out three weeks later cause who cares right.
A unicorn a day keeps the devil away.
Sometimes, I feel bad that I don’t fulfill the decorative function that women are traditionally associated with, but then I remember that gargoyles are technically decorations.
look at them
reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education
Me: No one is hiring me
Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough
Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.
preach
Adults: You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!
Every job application ever: PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.
Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.
This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.
Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldn’t get hired because, “They seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldn’t make a good fit in customer service, because they don’t have the patience to wait for us to call them back.”
Meanwhile I’ve always been taught to do exactly those things because it “shows that you care and take initiative”
Here’s how I got my new job:
Made a profile on Indeed.
Crammed that fucker with every damn skill and job I have ever had. That time I ran roller-coasters for a month? On there. “Property Managing” my mother’s rental for six months because she was too lazy to drive over? On there. ALSO. If you are skilled in, say, Photoshop, don’t JUST put Photoshop as a skill. Also put Adobe Suite, Adobe Photoshop, etc. Put every possible term for your skill under the skills. Google skill lists and start slapping them in there if you have even a tiny bit of skill in them.
Downloaded the Indeed app on my phone.
Set up a saved search to show me all full-time jobs paying $15 or more per hour in my area, and set it to only show jobs with instant apply. I did not narrow it down by field or anything else. Just full-time, my area, $15/hr.
Wrote up a three sentenceish generic cover letter that was basically “I am good at customer service, client management, and handling the variety of tasks this job will involve. I will be available on X date and would love to speak to you about this position at your company.” But slightly more professionally put.
Just fucking clicked apply on everything. Anything that sounded like something I’d be willing and probably able to do. Like, I wasn’t applying to mechanic jobs or anything. But front-desk at a mechanic shop? Sure. Towing dispatcher? Sure. Print shop coordinator for some fancy real estate agency? Sure.
The beauty of Indeed’s mobile/quick apply is that once you’ve set up your profile on there clicking apply is literally all you have to do for about 75% of the quick apply jobs. Some will have a couple additional questions like how long you’ve done certain things, or when you’re available to start. Some have random fun questions like your favorite superhero (usually startups). You click that button and off your resume goes.
I spent about an hour every day doing this, submitted several hundred applications in the process, and heard back from…maybe 20. Got an interview at 4 or 5. Got hired at an insurance company that pays RIDICULOUSLY WELL. Took about a month.
Do I want to sell in insurance? Not particularly. But this job will support me, my art, my ability to buy a house, and PROVIDE RESIDUAL INCOME ONCE I RETIRE. Which. If I play my cards right I could do in as little as ten years.
Your mileage may vary with this technique, but given the way job hunting is set up now carpet bombing an application site like Indeed is always worth a shot. I will note that when I came across a job I thought sounded extra interesting and more in line with the fields I wanted to be in I’d save the application instead of applying, then take the time that night to put together a better full application.
Good luck. Job hunting is terrible.
This is all solid advice. One more piece of advice is be on the lookout for any career groups. If you manage to join any they can be a huge help whether it be making connections or just helping to keep your head on straight.
imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
posts that put me on a list
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
These Area 51 plans have me dying
@sadisticallyveautiful I'm gonna need to borrow Bella in September, unless you have another horse I can borrow
@wolviey I have another horse you can barrow. With them nothing can stop us lol
The plan to storm Area 51 is the perfect representation of the Millenial's and Gen Z's nihilism
Star Trek is Magic
In all honesty Star Trek was the best reboot cause they didn’t take something old and pissed everyone off they did something new and screwed up the timeline. They connected it instead of letting it simmer by itself with confusion and hatred.
That was magical.
SO PURE!
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🏳️🌈 MY PRIDE LIST IS COMPLETE! 🏳️🌈
i am so happy i managed to get it all done, thank you guys for your suggestions and words of encouragment, and yay to the creators for their canonically queer characters!
you can view the separate arts by browsing this tag, or on my twitter!
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💕 happy pride month! 💕