Cat Pics, Memes, And Other Things

Header by @in-gays-we-trust 17, genderfluid, she/he/they, pansexual, loves GF, SU, SCI, SVTFOE, basically any cartoon, anime, Supernatural, Dr. Who, Marvel, and Friends. Follow my other accounts, @musicismyeternity where I sing and take requests for songs and @iammyownwitness where I post poetry. If you ever need a person to talk to, I’m your girl!! You can talk about anything you want. We can talk or you can rant or I can talk. I don’t really care. Just pm me!! I’m great at keeping secrets, too. If you need anyone, I’m here!!

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

He’s sad :(

why.

[loveamongthesailors]

hes not sad hes just having a sit 

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

Just One Of Those Days.

[lianna919]

Dude this is Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 didn’t you know that

[kardashy]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[skaiandestiny]

In case anyone’s worried about the doggy.

[theonceandfuturedoc-deactivated]

i laughed so fucking hard but the explanation video makes it even better

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[big-sapphic-energy]

hey nb lesbians-

YOU’RE SUPER VALID AND I LOVE YOU, I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING THE BEST DAY

[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shortwave-audio]

STUART SEMPLE FOUND THE PINK NARC.

God this is the greatest art feud of our time.

Read the conditions of settlement. It’s gold.

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Captioned because even I’m having trouble reading this:

[A screenshot from snapchat of a document that is cut off on the extreme edges, erasing the first and last two or three letters from each line. Doing my best to correctly transcribe]

Breach of terms of service: culturehustle.com Illegal acquisition on behalf of Anish Kapoor of the World’s Pinkest Pink

Dear Sirs,

I am aware that you represent Mr. Anish Kapoor, and I write today not to dob him in so that you can tell him off but rather to try and resolve this matter. Unlike Kapoor I am not one to ‘point the finger’ however on this occasion it has become important to do so. 

I hold your gallery in the highest esteem, I am a fan of several of your artists, but on this occasion you have been extremely naughty. You have been part of a conspiracy to obtain my PINK and provide Mr. Kapoor with it.

We have now finished fully researching this situation and it has come to your attention that you have been part of a conspiracy to obtain my PINK and provide Mr. Kapoor with it enabling him to exploit the substance against my wishes. Further, this juvenile behavior made much of the wider artistic community sad thanks to his extremely petty and childish post on Instagram. 

The terms of service on my site CultureHustle.com are incredibly clear: Quote: By adding this product to your cart you agree that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not purchasing this item on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this product will not make its way into that hands of Anish Kapoor. 

In direct violation to the above, on 10th of December 2016 a person by the name of Mr [Blanked out] placed an order via the culturehustle.com website, for one jar of PINK at 5:36 am. This order was placed on behalf of your gallery and was delivered to the Lisson Gallery in London at 11:38 am on the 13th of December. Shortly after which your gallery provided Mr. Kapoor with the substance and on the 23rd of December 2016 Mr. Kapoor posted a photograph on Instagram showing he was indeed in possession of the substance, he also included the caption ‘Up Yours’. The comments on this post clearly demonstrate the negative impact such a gesture has had upon a wide community. He needs to say sorry for hurting everyone’s feelings.

I remind you, hoarding colours and stealing other people’s colours without asking nicely isn’t big -rd it’s simply bad. 

I said I think it would be best to resolve this matter amicably without this silly business escalating any further. However, if we are unable to resolve this in a timely and grown up way I am fully prepared to take further action which will no doubt become stressful and expensive. 

Therefore I would appreciate it if: 1. Your gallery would say sorry for giving my pink to Mr. Kapoor.  2. Mr. Kapoor would give me my pink back. I don’t want him to have it.  3. He will write 100 times, ‘I will be nice, I will share my colours’ and he will post the same to his Instagram.

Failing the above, an agreeable settlement would also be: 1. The reimbursement of $3.99 (the cost of PINK minus shipping) 2. And Mr. Kapoor to void his exclusive agreement to the use of Vanta Black in art.

If you were to settle as above I will be more than happy to share all my colours with him, so he doesn’t feel left out and can join in with the rest of us.

I look forward to resolving this matter. 

Yours,

Stuart Semple

[troublesomegay]

Thank you for captioning this! I’d seen it before but never been able to read it.

[goodsprings]

hey mutuals do this it's fun

have a nice day

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Where to begin with all this

[green45678910m]

Sometimes I purposely have headphones in with no actual music to stop people from trying to talk to me. Enraging.

[faewnry]

What incel wrote this article.

This is the only appropriate reaction since he wanna be all up in my face.

[techcat]

Even that image they have, the woman looks SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE. How do you even justify this garbage???

[tangodancer91]

this makes me want to puke

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[spectralserval1138]

Chaotic neutral dentist?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

[pfcanimal]

Nail polish itself isn’t gendered, but most people who work with their hands for a living don’t want to spend money so flippantly on an ornament, that’s going to be destroyed by the work being done.

You’re not wrong about nail polish not being gendered, but most careers in said trades are usually dominated by men, unopposed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooddd

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the funniest response to this post

[catsandwitchcraft]

Oh man, when I worked at Amazon, my nails were IMMACULATE, because I, a humble woman, used telekenisis to avoid harming my flippant ornimitation.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my goooooooooooddd

[sylvester-malone]

Because women and woman-coded labor

NEVER involves the use

Of hands.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my goooooooooooooooooddd

[avoiceisgraceandgreed]

Well, to be fair, traiditionally “male” jobs work with harsher stuff, machinery and rocks and tools, as opposed to soap and fabrics

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my gooooooooooooooooodddd

[pauliexoxo]

With “rocks and tools” like in ye olde stone age where the strong, muscular men defended the CAVES with their bare hands that are not allowed to be covered in ornaments

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh my goooooooood

[working-meaning]

See, the thing is, women don’t actually have hands to hold rocks and tools with so they can’t do things that involve holding rocks and tools. They can, however, paint the ornamental appearance of hands onto the air around them then, in order to blend in better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that explains it!

[parmerjohn]

OP, regarding your first post, are you saying crows Should wear nail polish?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is absolutely what i am saying

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[thecommonchick]

[plaidalecking]

When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I’ve never talked to them.

I end up staring at my notifications like

[oathstrong]

If you are reading this and think it could be about you then it probably is.

[lucifertime]

aha, I RECOGNIZE YOUR NAMES AT EACH LIKES OR REBLOG and I’m here like “oh here you are little ball of fluff, I like you too.”

[southbreak]

I love y'all 😌😌💕

[jemariel]

👋🙈💖🤗

[spacefaringviking]

I know who you are

[thereal-inspacewereallaustralian]

Thanks to you people, you mean alot to me.

[professional-fantast]

Looking at you @anprettyokayartist

[destroyadoodles]

@all my followers

[folklorestv]

bonus:

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

butches don’t dress like men. men dress like butches and they do it wrong. signed god herself

[lianna919]

I’m coming out. Officially.

So this isn’t my usual stuff. Usually I just reblog random shit and LGBTQAI+ shit and all that. But today it’s my turn to add to the coming out party that everyone had yesterday (I’m late, sorry 😂). And I’m already out about my pansexuality, so that’s fine and cool and all that jazz.

But I finally have come to terms with the fact that I am genderfluid.

I didn’t want to come out at first because I didn’t start experiencing dysphoria until a few months ago, and I wasn’t always dysphoric- in fact, I sometimes am really really feminine. I felt invalid because I wasn’t just cis or just trans or just somewhere in between. It shifted and changed and I was really confused.

But when I learned about genderfluid, I thought “what if this is me?” And then, of course, I discounted it and was like “of course that’s not you, you’re batshit crazy”.

But it turns out, while I am batshit crazy, I’m really, truly genderfluid. And I’m still learning exactly what that entails and how it works and everything. It’s confusing and weird, but I love it and I’m so glad to be a part of it

So, FUCK YEAH!! I’m out! I’m genderfluid and proud.

And for everyone who feels similar to me, like you’re fake and can’t come out because of whatever reason, it’s ok. You’re valid, you’re loved, and to hell with anyone who tells you otherwise.

If you want to talk to someone, I’m always here. Love you guys!!