[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Bosses be like “the fact that you clock out on time and refuse to come into work early or on your days off shows you’re not committed to the job :/”

[warmheartworm]

[jvlianbashir]

fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter

[jvlianbashir]

when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend

[jvlianbashir]

when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles

[ohcoolaslug]

People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance

[nightlifemingus]

this is an old-ass meme but the humor is very 2017. this could have been made yesterday

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Visualizing yourself being watched and performing is a capitalism coping mechanism

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

!!!!!!!

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[beecakes]

“…the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

- Margaret Atwood

[jajankenguu-deactivated20240407]

old people reacting to the notre dame fire

[procrastinating-polyglot]

I don’t know how I didn’t figure this out but now that I have I don’t know what to do with this information

[polyglotswede]

This is some woke shit wtf

[starlightespresso]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Honestly, I hope your home burns down so you can get some fucking perspective, asshat. Just how I’m feeling tho

YOU LITERALLY DON’T LIVE IN THE NOTRE DAME SHUT UP.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i noticed at one point Spotify kept shuffling the last 100 songs I added to my library and had to hit them up on twitter to get them to fix it. And tbh, get your money back too. You don’t pay $10ish a month, tops, to hear some of the music you like.

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[toastbutteregg]

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[exportings]

[gradientlair]

Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…

[rabm]

might fuck around and kin a motherfucker

[rabm]

which of you is it gonna be

[rabm]

You. Come closer.

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

[rabm]

[vsblackcat]

[denisvilleneuve]

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

[hashtagparksandrec]

[a-splash-of-the-sun]

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who