What does one need to do to become a professional cuddler? Because I could totally do that.
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What does one need to do to become a professional cuddler? Because I could totally do that.
Gamers do it all night, anime fans do it without subtitles and it only stands to reason that cosplayers do it in character! Only available until October 10. Available in men's and women's tees and a squishy sweatshirt.
chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end
This is my legacy
Not👏Every👏Witch👏Is👏A👏Wiccan👏
If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.
doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know
doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up
Actually, depending on where you live on the US, DR Pepper is either a Pepsi or a Coke product. In Montana it's distributed by Coca-Cola. In the South it's PepsiCo
lms if you’re part of the lgbt mob
We’ve upgraded from Trans Cult
Is it the Trans Mafia or the LGBT Mob? Which is it?
No no no, okay, it’s actually both. See the Trans Mafia is just one BRANCH of the LGBT Mob. We’ve also got the Gay Gangsters, The Lesbian Lawbreakers, and the Bi Biker Gang. There’s also a team of Asexual Assassins. Rumor is, their next target is Governor Pat McCrory, but you didn’t hear that from me.
Mob Gay, scooping icing off a wedding cake with his finger: “That’s a nice sacred rite you have there… It would be a shame if something real… gay… happened to it.”
Cake Shop Owner, shaking: “please I’m just a god-fearing man who loves his wife and runs this here godly cake shop. I don’t want trouble.”
Mob Gay, chuckling: “Haven’t you heard?”
Mob Gay, stuffing his icing covered finger into the man’s mouth and leaning close to his ear: “God is dead”
How about the Pansexual Pickpocketers??? We’ll do the dirty work, we can go in and frame you if you piss us off enough.
As a bisexual, I can say that due to our invisibility, many bisexual, asexual and pansexual members of the gang operate as burglars and robbers. This is also partially why asexuals are so good with assassinations.
It’s been literal years and I’m still not over Snape’s cloak-shrouded ass for asking an eleven year old muggle-raised kid the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane in front of the everyone on the first day. You want to know the difference? There is no fucking difference. They’re colloquial terms for the same fucking plant. He just wanted the intellectual upper hand over a goddamn little kid. “Haha, trick question”, so clever. you oily bag of tits
#did sirus write this
At niiiight I think of youuuuu
I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy
If your game is on gimme a call boo
If your love is strong I’ll give it all to you
At night, I think of yoooooouuuuu
I want to be your lady, babaaay!
If your game is on, gimme a call boooooo
If your love is strong, gonna give my all to youuuu !!!
Fuck it up Tina!
Oh god, just when I thought mustache jokes weren’t funny anymore…
This interview with Martin is soooo great.
I watched it before, but, I dunno, I just sort of fell in love with Martin watching this again just a few minutes ago.
I loved him since the first time I saw him on screen, but I just got a little Martin crush now.
Yeah it’s odd, but I think you guys all understand xd
via VeryBritishProblems
step 1: imagine these lines delivered by a pissed off John Watson
step 2: hide behind something and fear for your life
Holy shit
https://twitter.com/blackfilm/status/701896992876793857
hp aesthetic → the burrow
No bounds.