catnipcantrip

[cantripcattrip]

Fanfic I write

The Step for Beginning:

First Yuma got tossed 100 years into the past, then he lost an ante duel and now he had to attend Duel Academy without messing up the timeline. Yuma just wanted to go back home and enjoy his life with his family and friends, is that too much to ask?Hopefully Duel Academy will have the key for his return.(Yuma is 16 and established Keyshipping )

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

To See the Bright Side of the Dark Side:

Mirai Tsukumo may be a simple psychic duelist but her side of the family was once cursed with Shadow Magic in the distance past. And for better or worst, her son Yuma had inherited the ancient power.

Hopefully it will be enough for him to deal with an amnesiac duelist spirit and the numerous Numbers Cards.

Happily I will offer them to you

Kattomatoshipping with Dragon!Yuya and Pirate!Yuma

It's Okay to Laugh before Twilight

The five times Yuma got lucky. Or Zexal but Yuma is a Lost Incident Kid.

Sometimes family is just eight people stuff in a food truck

In which the diet of a hacker, a couple of thieves and the local menaces are hot dogs from Cafe Nagi. Not for the first time Kolter considered expanding the menu.

Hey Pretty Star Child, We're Gonna Go Wild (SI YGO 5D)

On one hand it could have been Impel Down of One Piece, on the other hand the fate of the world depending a deck of cards is ridiculous. At least impulsive buying is encouraged.

One shot on Tumblr:

Daddy Zarc + Yuma

Rokushipping( Yuri+Astral)

AstralxYumaxYuya (Sleeping in)

Evil!Yuma Arc-V au

Yuma dressing up as Performapal Uni much to Yuya's dispend (NSFW)

Crossdressing Skyshipping

Yuma deals with Nightmare in an unhealthy way

[spoopdeedoop]

has this been done yet

[cantripcattrip]

Looking for a fic where Vamp Tommy turn lucid after years of being in a fledgling headspace and immediate murder SBI cuz they killed Beeduo and Michael

Edit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40199157

[cantripcattrip]

“C!Tommy would fold if he went through what C!Dream had to.” Man went through extreme isolation with routine conditioning in his teen and come out with barely a will to live. I think he’ll be fine. Dream meaningwhile would tweak if he found out a gremlin been stalking by diving holes in his wall

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[cals-desk]

Not doing great right now so let’s not make it worse

[megapokeshipper]

Get this shit outta here

[cantripcattrip]

The Sp new kid is a child of divorce fr fr

[imapursoon]

a burger is simply a means to an end, it is merely a vessel to carry the pickle

[theo-the-cat-guy]

Hi there I hate pickles can we fight to the death with swords?

[imapursoon]

Id prefer….. spears

[cryptid-crow-wizard]

[cantripcattrip]

Saw a fic that I really didn’t want to even glance at today. It was Anonymous so I learn how to block it using ao3 skin :)

[cantripcattrip]

someone: *comment on my fic cuz they don't like how I take the plot*

me: god forbid I write what I like/j

[cantripcattrip]

I'll just come out and say it if C!Tommy know the full story about Theseus he would be insulted. Specifically the part where Theseus ditch Ariadne (the person who betrayed her own family and give him the idea to get out of the labyrinth alive) and the fact that Theseus kidnapped Helen (a CHILD at the time) to he could married her and then go on to assist his friend to kidnapped another woman.

Like C!Tommy would not and should not stand for such slander

[ambiwamby]

happy (late) birthday big man!!!!!

[cantripcattrip]

In SCU! Apocalypse, Slime refered to Tommy as a child. At the same time Condi implied that Tommy is an adult (or at least young adult), hiring him as his assistance and all. Adding in the theory that 'patience Zero' is the Tommy from the Natural Disaster video who at Schlatt golden apple.

I propose that there are two Tommy: Lab Assistance!Tommy who got transported into the Zombie world and Natural Disaster!Tommy (The one we sees in the Apocalypse video) who came into the SCU carrying the zombie virus.

Or maybe SCU! Tommy was a prodigy idk he did teach the Zombies math.

[cantripcattrip]

Both Technoblade and Philza were granted immortality by their perspective patron.

But here's the thing, neither Lady Death nor the Blood God have control over how their immortality functions. They don't make the rule here and the Universe (one of so may iterations) does.

And in this one it was angry, in this one it was petty.

Technoblade never died, the pig shouted and the universes granted it. Technoblade would never died, not by combat or trickery or time. Techboblade will live.

And he will suffer.

Tithonus was given immortally too you know? Unable to dies even as his mortal body could no longer endured life.

Technoblade never died, not by tnt or swords or arrows, as the wither he had come to use turned on him, poisoning his body but never quite cracking that last heart. His body grew cold, colder than the ice outside his home, and feeble. But his mind stayed sharp most of the time to the phantom pain. (Fist punching down on him, fireworks burned his face, sword plunged through his stomache).

The voice, Chat, well most of them cooed at the pig but not all of them (just like not all of them asked him to kill a boy while he was trapped). Still they screamed for blood, their voice was as weak as his crumbling body. Still he picked up a sword.

There was nowhere Philza Minecraft could run. To the sky? Even if he could fly, the universe had decided that Philza Minecraft had grown enough to let nature reclaim him, snow storm followed him anywhere he goes. The crows laughs as the old man ran from his friend his battered wings leaving behind rotted feather.

He could call to his wife. But Lady Death had long turn her back to him.

Philza learned that he was immortal by way of his best friend crushing his heart, litterally. And learned that nature, that Life, was very eager to reclaimed him. Flowers and vines filled the hole in he chest, digging into him and still he lived.

[cantripcattrip]

Lambo is born a few years earlier.

In which a toddler ignorance pride is switch out by teenage's awkward laziness. And of course Lambo, even in this universe is a liability in some way, got sent to kill Reborn.

Lambo knew that this was a suicide mission and he does not care. He packed his bags and just skipped town. He knew to Bovino wouldn't go look for him, nor were they very keen on kill one of their on flesh and blood due to tradition. So he just travel around. He took a few jobs as a sniper, got into a bit of a tussle with smokin' bomb Hayato before finding himself in Japan when he was 13.

He settled down because well, Lambo had never fit in the violent life of a mafioso so why not try to be a civilian for a while. He enrolled into school, got a minimum wage job and just chill.

He befriend Tsuna, partly because Tsuna 'no good' reputation reminded Lambo of his own short coming back at the Bovino partly because Nana is welcoming for Lambo to come over for meals (all of them)

And one day he dropped by Tsuna house so that they could read comic together (Maman mentions something about a tutor ?) and there the greatest hitman was, pointing a gun at his (only) friend.

Lambo had his gun pointed at Reborn in a blink but Reborn is not paying him any attention. In fact Reborn knocked him out before he could think and the next thing Lambo knew, Tsuna was shot.

Then sky flame erupted on his forhead

[arty-achilles]

Commission is Open, if you're interested please click [HERE] for more info.

[cantripcattrip]

Au where the revival book don't work for Tommy and only Tommy and so Dream went batshit insane trying to figured out a way to bring Tommy back. Punz encouraged this because you know he needs to know why it fail for Tommy (just in case it fail when Dream or Punz use it on each other).

People of the DSMP are slowly being kidnapped and experimented on. Maybe Dream revived Wilbur and used him to get him Philza (The angle of Death, a good candidate to pulled out information on necromancy if not a good test subject). Maybe he heard about Jack dragging himself back to life and decided to napped him. Maybe he used an Enderwalk Ranbo to take Techno, known to had a strong will how many revival does it takes to break someone?

What about Foolish a minor god? how would revival works with immortality?

What about Bad? a pure blooded demon?

Meanwhile Tommy is not in Limbo. Maybe he's with his mother the goddess of Life. Maybe his lab created body allow him to force delete his own soul. Maybe he reincarnated so can't be revive. Maybe he's in another world.

[stellocchia]

Also. Yknow the fanon thingy about Tommy really looking like Phil. Specifically young Phil? And we pretty much just use it to have Tommy grow up looking like him?

Proposal.

Philza somehow gets deaged by some tomfuckery and now he has to navigate the server looking like Tommyinnit.

Noone has respect for him anymore. Theres like several people trying to kill him most of the time and one time his own son, Wilbur "fishfucker" soot, approached him during some mental breakdown that started with him apologizing and ended with him telling philza/Tommy about vague and also vaguely threatening "big plans" and there were more explosives mentioned and also Phil got to witness an entire (short but still complete) monologue about how Phil (totally not him) has stupid believes and just doesn't get Wilbur and has been hanging with techno too much

It's a very exhausting time for Phil

Pffft, oh god. I want to read a fic with this concept!

Like, Phil gets approached by Tubbo who just drops Michael on him with no explaination because him and Tommy have a babysitting system in place with Shroud and Michael. Phil though, doesn't know shit about it and is just standing there on the prime path more confused than ever.

Another day he meets Jack who "acidentally" almost drops an anvil on him and "acidentally" trips and almost stabs him. Jack seems very unhappy about those two "almost". Phil only has an ever increasing pile of questions...

Just, random people coming up to Phil and not even listening when he tells them he's not Tommy because "that's such a Tommy thing to say, always coming up with aliases"

[ladycatland]

Philzas walking on the primepath around the bench when the door to Tommy's house opens. Tommy's standing in the door, eyes quickly catching on him. They stare at each other for what feels like a fucking eternity. As philzas just about to open his mouth to say something Tommy shakes his head, loudly mutters "absolutely not" and quickly goes back inside, not breaking eyecontact for a second until the door closes. Afterwards you can hear like 20 different locks click into place, and a few seconds later the able sisters plays on blast.

[stellocchia]

Tommy be like: *stares into Phil soul* “Please tell me Dream didn’t clone me, please tell me Dream didn’t clone me, please-”

Phil is just awkwardly standing there wondering if this is another of those “temper tantrums” he has to fix with a stab through the heart or if this is just a Tommy thing

[ladycatland]

There's a shit ton of gags where they keep entering and leaving the same area at around the same time with people there and unknowingly manage to never be in the same room as the other at the same time but absolutely confuse all the witnesses.

Jack: *literally throws Tommy out of the hotel*

Philza, immediately entering the room from some other door the second Tommy is out of view: "sorry, I had to use the toilet and you weren't at the desk to ask" *walks out*

Jack:

[stellocchia]

Techno finds Phil looking for something in his chest and chases him out with a broom not listening to Phils many please only to come back into the home to Tommy holding, like, 10 of his golden apples in his arms and one in his mouth. 

He is now convinced he has a raccoon infestation

[ladycatland]

Techno, in his mind: *trying to find a sun Tzu quote that could help him deal with this situation*

As the voices already scream about pitting Tommy and Ranboo against each other in a fight to the death to "determine the one true main character"

[stellocchia]

“Tommy” (Phil) finding himself in a pit fighting Ranboo like: Where did my life go wrong? How did I get here? 

All the while Tommy put on a mustache and is watching laughing his ass off in the background

[ladycatland]

*clears throat* ok but like. Post theoretical dream breakout?

Dream monologues at Phil. Yknow how he is. Yada yada too much fun yada yada immortals together yada yada I'm a god blablabla

And Phil's just there witnessing this parasocial relationship

[stellocchia]

Dream: *casually tries to kidnap Phil while he’s monologuing about Tommy”

Phil: “Are you always like this with Tommy mate? because i may need to have a talk with him about stranger danger soon”

-

Phil goes to Tommy and he’s all weirded out by his encounter with Dream like: “Did you know you have a stalker?!”

Tommy, with as much sarcasm as he can: “No, I swear I didn’t notice. I only got kidnapped, like, 3 times by the guy, that’s definitely not enough to tell”

Phil: “... 3 TIMES???”

[ladycatland]

Phil: have you tried getting a restraining order?

Tommy: ... Phil you destroyed the only country that would've given enough of a shit to enforce that. I'll figure something out anyways. Guess next time I find him in my walls I just call pest control they might weed him out.

[stellocchia]

Next time that Phil hears Techno refer to Dream as “just some guy” he’ll lose it. He hasn’t listened to a concerningly long ramble of why Tommy should really just become immortal with Dream and then another even more concerning explanation of the whole thing from Tommy himself to deal with his best friend’s bullshit