❝ I’m a LIAR , I’m a CHEATER, I’m a NON — BELIEVER. ❞
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@libidinea-a
❝ I’m a LIAR , I’m a CHEATER, I’m a NON — BELIEVER. ❞
* | est. November 2019. selective & private — mutual exclusive rp for Hazbin Hotel’s Angel Dust
Just a quick post to let you know I've rebooted my boy over on @atroia and will hopefully have him ready for actual rp soon, so follow him if you wanna do things !!!
Just a quick post to let you know I've rebooted my boy over on @atroia and will hopefully have him ready for actual rp soon, so follow him if you wanna do things !!!
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Black Widow (2014) Sentence Starters
❝Considering it was all a lie, it won’t do you much good. ❞
❝No one will ever know my full story.❞
❝Is there anywhere you don’t seem out of place.❞
❝You should know I don’t play by anyone’s rules.❞
❝So that’s what happened, I had to hurt one pretty bad.❞
❝We’ll be okay as long as we’re okay, got it?❞
❝This is what I am now, and you’ll never know who I was before.❞
❝Not every job goes according to plan.❞
❝You do your best, but that doesn’t make you right.❞
❝My first mistake was thinking this job would be easy.❞
❝I thought I could win this fight.❞
❝My past is my own.❞
❝I can’t let you in, I’m sorry. ❞
❝That’s one mistake I won’t make twice.❞
❝I wouldn’t necessarily know a home if I had one.❞
❝What there is of my heart is in my work, not on a doormat.❞
❝You might think I’m cold-hearted. —— I am.❞
❝I can’t afford distractions, I’ve got work to do.❞
❝If you do exactly as I say, we’ll be fine.❞
❝It is the unteachable skill to belong anywhere. The other edge of that is the unfortunate truth: you must first belong nowhere.❞
❝How did I miss it? The signs were there.❞
❝I was given a second chance, I was more than a butcher, but this is my house.❞
❝I’m fine, by the way, thank you for asking.❞
❝Home is where the hurt is.❞
❝I will put my foot through your spine so fast you won’t realize what happened before you wake up paralyzed, sucking sour milk through a straw.❞
❝Best to remember that S.H.I.E.L.D. is a bureaucracy. When you start to argue, you only get tangled up in red tape.❞
❝You can’t miss a single detail or you might miss the devil himself.❞
❝Somehow I think god cannot hear your prayers — that is, over the sound of your huge-ass machine gun.❞
❝Bringing him in alive may not be an option.❞
❝The thing about lead-spitting weapons: they eventually run out of lead. He has to run out sometime, right?❞
❝I can’t help but think that so much about this is all wrong.❞
❝Sometimes, I wish this job was a bit more boring.❞
❝Pro tip: (often learned too late) don’t argue with crazy. Just expect crazy to be &@#$%&# insane.❞
❝What part of quiet is unclear?❞
❝I’m in over my head, and I have no one to blame but myself.❞
❝This is what bad intel gets you.❞
❝A black widow dangling by herself on a single thread is a deadly thing.❞
❝This is a complicated web. We’re tangled in it.❞
❝But who can I trust? Because I don’t know if I can do this by myself.❞
❝Heading back into the fog, just like old times.❞
❝We all have things we need to do on our own.❞
❝It takes so much effort to get close to someone.❞
❝But sometimes you need someone else.❞
❝I don’t need a lecture, I’m one of the good guys.❞
❝I’d take drugs to help me sleep, but I can’t risk groggy mornings.❞
❝They will know that you’ve failed, which means you’re already screwed.❞
❝My heart is none of your business.❞
❝It’s time for us to go, I have a way.❞
❝I’m fine, they won’t let us go that easily. We need to keep moving.❞
❝They’ve got us on all sides, we need a strategy.❞
❝I appreciate the chivalry, but I can handle this.❞
❝You’ve got this, you always did impress me.❞
❝I work better alone.❞
❝This is unexpected.❞
❝Don’t lie to me, I want to know who you work for.❞
❝I don’t have much time, which means you don’t, either.❞
❝They are going to kill you for what you know. One way or another, you’re going to die.❞
❝I’m going to give you thirty seconds, you’re either lying or you’re of no use to me.❞
— // MISHA. Me to myself: I should reply to drafts and interact more on here.
Makes a new promo instead.
by what right did god earn his throne ? ——————i call LUCIFER to the witness stand .
Is this a shitty promo? You fucking bet! But I don’t feel like working on it any more even though you can’t read the fucking words on it.
Welcome to Hell. Meet this awful garbage boy named Angel Dust. He’s annoying. He’s loud. He’ll shoot you in the face if you even look at him wrong, so please come and fucking annoy him.
( will probably make one that’s actually readable at some point, but eh. I’m lazy. )
RP BLOG FOR HAZBIN HOTELS! ANGEL DUST AS LOVED AND ADORED BY MISHA ❤ || @libidinea
𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 !
do you want a certain kind of ship with my muse ? check out the key below & send me a symbol to tell me what kind of ship you want ! note : my muse = blog owner’s muse / your muse = sender’s muses
romantic relationships !
💘 friends to lovers ❣️ enemies to lovers 💜 love at first sight 💙 slow burn 💚 skinny love 💔 exes to lovers again 🖤 on again , off again
familial relationships !
🌼 older sibling 🌺 younger sibling 👭 twins 🌻 friends like siblings 🍃 cousins 🌵 parental
friend relationships !
☀️ best friends 🌦 enemies to friends 🌈 friends since childhood ⛅️ friends of circumstance ☁️ school friends 🌩 friends from traumatic experiences
enemy relationships !
🔪 friends to enemies 💣 stole something from my muse 🔦 stole something from your muse 🗡 bullied my muse 🔫 bullied your muse ⚔️ family feud 🛠 fueds between mutual friends ❌ guilty by association
--- // MISHA. finally got around to doing something with my mobile header and my icon, so i guess this is a heads-up that i had an icon change???
|| ➵ 𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭
alcoholism . amnesia . anxiety . appetite loss . binge eating . co-dependence . c-ptsd . cynicism . defensiveness . denial . depersonalisation . depression . derealisation . devaluation . displacement . dissociation . drug abuse . dysphoria . emotional detachment . flashbacks . flat affect . guilt . hallucinations . hypersomnia . hypervigilance . hypochondria . idealisation . insomnia . intellectualisation . introjection . isolation . low self-esteem . narcissism . night terrors . obsessive compulsion . panic attacks . passive aggression . paranoia . phobias . projection . psychosis . ptsd . rationalisation . regression . repression . restrictive eating . risky sex . self-harm . somatization . splitting . stress-eating . sublimation . suicidal ideation . sleepwalking . suppression . thousand-yard stare . triggers . trust issues . violence . whiplash temper
Tagged by: ( stolen from @lcnguor ) Tagging: @staticsmile, @hellshope, @tmpttn, @hellishtemper, and whoever else wants to!!
lucifer.
@libidinea ♡’d
❛ imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes , find the box that ’ s gay and C R U S H I T ! ❜
here sits BEWILDERMENT in the form of a spider, slack jawed beauty written just above confused rage as mind spirals around in attempts to process such words coming from that one that calls himself “ Hell’s King ”.
“ --- ya wanna try that again, your bossness? ”
how that confusion twines in sharp words, as venomous as the bite his clients so feared and yet not as offended as one would come to expect of such a hothead.
That Babe ! Nora whispered: ' angel , don't leave your ... sexual stuff --- things ... laying around in the hall . '
mouth foamed over with the cinnamon freshness, a wrapped head pops out from bathroom doorway and off points the toothbrush at bright eyed demon. accusing is the motion, though all heat could be found in the steam of the shower already taken.
“ --- maybe don’t barge into my place an’ you wouldn’t have to see my toys, babe. ”
♥ || @lcnguor
Alastor whispered: "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! AhAHAh!"
would it ever stop?
endless horrid jokes that left a blackened flavor upon slick tongue, spewed out in disgusted groan as a head of fluff drops upon slender arms and hides pretty face in gloved palms. such visible DISTASTE did nothing to deter the grinning demon before him as punchline is laid upon him mercilessly.
how quickly could he strangle himself without drawing scarlet gaze?
“ --- why do ya do this to me? ”
♥ || @rradioo
Perfectly Platonic Starters
“You look like you could use a coffee.”
“Is that something you want to talk about?”
“Come on, sit down. It’s break time.”
“I needed that, thanks…”
“Here’s a blanket. You looked cold.”
“Thank god you’re back, I need to rant.”
“Is my sweater ever going to be returned?”
“Bad day? Emergency plans are in order.”
“Alright your ride has arrived, where to next?”
“I’m brushing your hair, it’s a mess.”
“You happened to go get lunch and ‘bought too much’ huh?”
“Your hugs are the best.”
“Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. We’re gonna be late, get up.”
“I’m late, yes. You should be used to that by now.”
“How long as it been that we’ve known each other? Feels like ages.”
“There was something on your face, I had to get it off.”
“You’re sure people think we’re dating?”
“I think it’s hilarious people assume they’re dating just because they’re nice to each other.”
“I need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?”
“Tea and coffee? What happened?”
“Here you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!”
“I’m going for a walk, you want anything?”
“… sorry I took a nap on you.”
“I suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.”
“We could pretend we’re dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.”
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“ what the fuck, dude? watch where you’re goin’ ! even if your dumbass is getting tossed through the goddamn wall. ”
wide pink that stares for an unnerving amount of time, mouth agape in what could be assumed is bewilderment (in truth, it is only wonder that stuns him into place ). gathering himself with a shake of his head, yet whatever it is that runs through his mind is still there and he acts.
hands land soft flesh and they squeeze, eyes widening even more.
“ ---- holy shit, these are real. ”