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[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[claudiagray]

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[ailathemoodentity]

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs teeth when you can eat rocks instead

Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing

[redstonedust]

actually kinda funny to me that fanfiction is known as a hobby for cringe 13 year olds because personally over half of the fanfic authors i know are married 30 year olds with mediocre admin jobs they attend to inbetween posting chapters of their latest gay sex epic adventure

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[louisegluckpdf]

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[shamebats]

On gynecological suffering, how we normalize it & why it needs to stop.

OP's pronouns are they/them.

[transvestat]

hey man. remember how i had a mental breakdown in front of you and got concerningly suicidal yesterday? yeah. on completely unrelated news i just got my period

[inked-ir1s]

he said so

[weltonboys]

dead poets society (1989) / the worm king’s lullaby - richard siken

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]