ROMANTIC & UNREALISTIC

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[lmaonade]

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[fckk0ff]

Holding hands while having sex/receiving oral definitely top 10

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[jodiefosterwallace]

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

[yms1]

Comfortable silence is one of my favorite things ever

[remanence-of-love]

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[passierte]

Be careful with your words, because you don’t know how many times it repeats in someone’s head.

[quotemadness]

“Choose to be happy. Choose to see things positively. Every decision we make is one we cannot get back, so choose wisely. Life truly is what you make of it.”

— Nicole Addison

[quotemadness]

“Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone’s heart.”

— Mandy Hale

[deloveusion]

back hugs while cooking >>>>

[deloveusion]

laughing like idiots in bed together is a love language ✨

[desactivemaintenant-deactivated]

[unstrong]