Helicoprion: What if, like, teeth,
Mesosaurus: Yeah?
Helicoprion: but WHEEL
Mesosaurus: No don’t -
Helicoprion:
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Drepanosaurus: What if, like, tail,
Rutiodon: Yeah?
Drepanosaurus: But CLAW
Rutiodon: How would you -
Drepanosaurus:
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Igunaodon: What if, like, thumb,
Hypselospinus: Yeah?
Igunaodon: But like spike
Hypselospinus: But why would you ne-
Igunaodon:
Stegosaurus: What if, like, tail
Camptosaurus: Yeah?
Stegosaurus: But SHARP
Camptosaurus: But what would y-
Stegosaurus:
Pelagornis: what if, like, beak
Paramobula: I’m listening
Pelagornis: but TEETH
Paramobula: what possible reason would you have t-
Pelagornis:
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Cotylorhynchus: What if, like, head
Moschops: Okay?
Cotylorhynchus: But SMALL
Moschops: What? No, why the he-
Cotylorhynchus:
Erythrosuchus: Okay but what if, head
Cotylorhynchus: I’m listening…
Erythrosuchus: But HUGE
Cotylorhynchus: What no pump the breaks there why-
Erythrosuchus:
Sharovipteryx: Okay, but what if like, wings
Kyrgyzsaurus: Okay?
Sharovipteryx: on my BACK LEGS
Kyrgyzsaurus: Wait hold on now, why would you put them-
Sharovpiteryx:
Deinocheirus: Okay, but what if…
Barsboldia: What if what?
Deinocheirus: : )
Barsboldia: What are you doing, what is this, wh-
Deinocheirus:
Therizinosaurus: Ok what if claw…
Deinocheirus: Alright go on….
Therizinosaurus: But l o n g
Deinocheirus: You eat planet for heavens sake why in the world would yo—
Therizinosaurus: SUCK IT IM WOLVERINE
Azhdarchidae: What if, like, fly?
Pterosauria: Okay… what about it?
Azhdarchidae: But HE A D
Pterosauria: What does that even-
Azhdarchidae:
Thylacoleonidae: ok, what if vegetarian teeth Diprotodontia: sure Thylacoleonidae: but for MEATING
Diprodontia: how are you even going to do this
Thylacoleonidae: you are like baby, watch THIS -
Brachytracholepan: What if neck
Tehuelchesaurus: yep thats basically our identity
Brachytrachelopan: but chonk
Tehuelchesaurus: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Brachytrachelopan: Chungus time
Ichthyovenator: What if, like, sail
Spinosaurus: Yes?
Ichthyovenator: but HOLE
Spinosaurus: Why would you-
Ichthyovenator:
Parasaurolophus: What if, you know, crest
Gryposaurus: Cool, go on
Parasaurolophus: but more
Gryposaurus: …okay?
Parasaurolophus: and trumpet
Gryposaurus: For wha-
Parasaurolophus: BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK
Yi Qi: What if, um, Wing
Anchiornis: Yes, yes go on,
Yi Qi: but, more skin
Anchiornis: But we are all doing this feth…….
Yi Qi: FLAP FLAP
Eoabelisaurus: What if, like, hand.
Asfaltovenator: Yeah?
Eoabelisaurus: But like, nub?
Asfaltovenator: But wouldn’t that–
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Kaprosuchus: Okay so.. teeth, yeah?
Crocodyliformes: Mmhmm?
Kaprosuchus: But they’re tusks
Crocodyliformes: Oh God..
Kaprosuchus: And I’m twenty feet long
Crocodyliformes: Don’t do it..
Kaprosuchus: And upright.
Crocodyliformes: Please sto-
Kaprosuchus:
Stethacanthus: okay, what if fin…
Cretoxyrhina: Yeah, what about it?
Stethacanthus: But anvil
Cretoxyrhina: What
Stethacanthus: with teeth
Cretoxyrhina: Nonononodon’t-
Stethacanthus: and teeth on forehead
Cretoxyrhina: STOP
Stethacanthus:
Opabinia: Hey, so–
Anomalocaris: oh God what now??
Opabinia: what if… Eye
Anomalocaris: no, stop
Opabinia: but FIVE
Anomalocaris: I SAID STOP
Opabinia: NOSE CLAW
Anomalocaris: YOU WHA–
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