bruticus is my boyfriend

howdy im crawdad and this is my transformers sideblog

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[evtraininguniversity]

I think Bumblebee should be cursed with gamer knowledge that allows him to enter a meta narrative state

[sarissire]

Several hundred stellar cycles later...

[sarissire]

I can't draw right now so please imagine Shockwave testing different colors for Longarm just like those movie montages where they're putting together outfits

Shockwave exiting the cabin with different color combinations and Blackarachnia outside either shaking her head or giving a thumbs up

[sarissire]

The wwhole prompt was about colors and i made the drawing black and white... alright, you can tell I'm tired

[caelo-jpg]

Nooo Jetfire don't do that your so sexy

[superfluous-juggler]

Will You Join Me?

[alisa-aydin]

Gladiator Soundwave 😳

[daily-lost-light]

Day 106 nothingburger

[dailyfortmax]

day #56: how's the weather up there

[amalkova]

Have you seen her? Now you did

[fallisl1fe]

Roller commissions for a lovely roller fan! This chatacter is definitely underrated, I loved him in the MTMTE series🙏

[sykloni]

I'm often yearning for some platonic cuddles 💜

[blu3c4n4ry]

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[raspberriessoda]

Is he stupid </3

[perikiro]

Prowl doing a task that doesn't require any excavators

Since we're on tumblr I have to shout out the original text post that all these memes are based on lmao

[codydodie]

Starscream 3D printable figurine!!!!

ALL HAIL STARSCREAM !!!

Get the files here for FREE

He is about 43 cm tall (1.41 feet or 2.418 bananas), from his feet to his wing tips, depending on his wing position. This model is very much inspired and made to go with @solid-helium 's Soundwave, so I scaled Starscream based on him. He is movable at his ankles, knees, hips, torso, neck, shoulders, elbows and wrists. This is achieved via Lego hinges (credit for this idea goes to Solidhelium as well). There are 5 different, interchangeable hand models, held in place with magnets. His wing position is movable in the sense, that you can choose how far up or down tilted they are. There are two head models, which can be exchanged. One with a smug smile, the other with terrified puppy eyes.(if that doesn't sum up Starscreams entire existence lmao). He can stand surprisingly well. He cannot transform!! 

OMG hes finally done. This was a crazy little project and I'm really proud of how it turned out. I had a lot of fun and learned lots of new things about Blender. If you decide to make this for yourself, I would love to see the results. Pls pls pls tag me on tumblr. Special thanks go to:

@ilaac-art / @hd-screamer-pics-and-gifs for providing the Wii game model I used as a base/reference and for having a whole blog full of all the Starscream references you could possibly need. Genuinely such a great resource.

@solid-helium for making the original Soundwave model, which inspired this whole thing. If you haven't already seen it plss go check it out here: https://solidanimation.gumroad.com/l/sndwmodel

@luluandronja my wonderful cousin, for taking awesome pictures, giving suggestions and providing very encouraging comments whenever I messaged her about my progress. <3

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 6 POLL 2

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Starscream (Transformers)

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Voting ended onJun 20

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

"He's already a good dad he needs another."