[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[stazher]

go ahead, come in. we have uh, what was it that humans eat. bread. yeah, bread. just come on in.

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[mothsartart]

“your face isn’t even in it, Hollander. calm down.”

[studentofetherium]

[dandelionwyn-o]

Booksmith sells online! They even have book mystery boxes based on other books you love. Let's show them (and others) that they made a good business AND moral choice.

[sam-sometimes-wise]

star trek lore gave us a Vulcan term for a soul mate bond so deep that it transcends both normal friendship and romance, entering a realm of total acceptance, understanding and love, and then made spock use it to describe kirk. he said it in earnest, in the privacy of his own mind, while agonizing over the fact that he'd never see him again. but it turned out in the end that his connection to kirk was so strong, it just could not be severed. which could mean nothing

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[glorious-spoon]

it really is funny that from virtually any other character's pov it's often like, 'omg, there was no hope but then the mysterious and intimidatingly competent security consultant swept in to save the day' and you just never notice this because all the books are told from the pov of murderbot, whose internal narrative is just, 'fuck shit i hate social interation, this is so stressful, please just let me watch my shows, FINE, I'LL RESCUE YOU I GUESS. GOD.'

[luffysfakebeard]

Murderbot fights like a little feral alley cat as far as other SecUnits are concerned

[verdiris]

Pspspsps new murderbot art is here 🕺✨️

[fallinel]

so this interaction has been (rightfully) discussed a lot, but have we ever touched on the fact that these two were having it in the mission group chat in front of god and everybody

[sonaapareeya]

[officialqueer]

I love that ART canonically commits tax fraud

[kvaldemar]

no no! Taxes are higher when there’s more money being moved around since it’s a percentage generally speaking.

ART isn’t committing tax fraud, ART has other MYSTERIOUS income streams untraceable by its humans until that one time it tried to report them on its taxes and its humans shut it down.

Turi is committing tax fraud

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [34/∞]

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [33/∞]