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Endless Penis Curse upon people who leave scams or money requests in my asks

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

cipheramnesia

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

buboplague

a different kind of kitsune

writerxwren

I can't believe we lost Dino Dad AND Pigeon Lady in the same week 😞 Rest in peace, legends 🕊️Thank you for raising us ❤️

prettypinkdork

Kirk: Federation law is very clear on this

Kirk: (Proceeds to do whatever he wants anyway)

Picard: Federation law is very clear on this but I’m a very creative reader

Janeway: Guys you’re not going to believe this; Federation law has fucking NOTHING relevant to this current situation but I’m going to read 20 hours of other captain’s logs to make sure. Buckle up though because we’re probably going to do some buckwild shit after the commercial break

isagrimorie

#and then people will joke about janeway being ‘ungovernable’ Girl: she is trying so hard to be governable#the stars are not aligning (via @prettypinkdork)

brbgensokyo

anywhoozles

demadogs

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

demadogs

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

demadogs

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

holespoles

John Littleboy

tall

capacity2

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

chariotgifs

— "there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." david tennant in act i of hamlet (2009)

charl0ttan

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

druggonaut

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

charl0ttan

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

eraserdude6226

My two of my favorite things - food and Star Trek!!

Resistance is futile!!!

redstonedust

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.