Life Is A Joke

Im just another lesbian trying to survive this world by escaping into Tumblr. My art blog is scribblesfromlife

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[catchymemes]

[ottosgotanothergun]

[memewhore]

[picktheonesthatlast]

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

[kinkeryandgeekery]

Pilots drawing things with flight paths is a niche interest but a fucking fantastic one. Boeing Dreamliner 18-hour test flight.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

[deathsmallcaps]

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

[catchymemes]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

I hate journalists so much it’s unreal

[fletcher413]

Calling people who work for the daily mail “journalists” is blatant misrepresentation of the truth. Which is why it’s not surprising when they call themselves that

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[chickenfarmersan]

[caffeinetheory]

@vivianvexing

[blackqueerblog]

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

[leah-black]

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

[pega-genesis-deactivated2023011]

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

[blooooom]

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

[the-lady-of-lothlorien]

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

[xiaolongboba]

She is so strong, but she shouldn’t have to be. 

[mysterious-foxes]

Reblogging for the info and for the last comment

[mysharona1987]

[holdtightposts]

[valleywitch]

Dude did you really think going after Dolly was a good idea. Everybody loves Dolly, even the people who might disagree with her can’t bring themselves to hate her. She gives books to kids, donates to children hospitals, wildlife services, she gave money to people who lost their home to wildfire. The only thing that people of this country can agree on is Dolly.

[witchyfashion]

What I will say is that he did something that no one has been able to do. He brought the conservative rednecks and the liberal gays together. The drones a truce to destroy this guy’s career.

[filmarachnid]

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

[babyanimalgifs]

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[borderline-artistic]

Plizzanet

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[everythingfox]

That is his battle helmet

[2rsquared]

[lesbianblackphillip]

true love is when your pets know u dont feel good and they cuddle with u

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[weonsinnombre]

[fageleh]

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.