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momo

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

thewarmvoid

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

dogplanet

a company's worst nightmare is when you are friends with your coworkers

the-haiku-bot

a company’s worst

nightmare is when you are friends

with your coworkers

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

alien-theory

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

gaycatdad

She should be at the club

commonmisery

BCKYRD // Hot Mulligan

apocryphics

oh ok

numbingbone

OF. wishlist. PayPal. Venmo. Idk

I could really use help with money this month. Please Reblog 🥺🙏 Will give smooches in return 🥺💚

mobpsycho100

freakishly-insanecupcakez

kimbasprite

craving-nomz

Gua Bao with Braised Pork Ribs

sangatsunolion-deactivated20171

centtury

maningning-deactivated20250527

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster