Life of Han Comic

Sitcom life with Han Solo

[lifeofhancomic]

Change your future

People in the States need to push for more Mamdani's and AOCs if they ever want to have their country back, and not be under the boot heel of billionaires- get out for the primaries…

[lifeofhancomic]

It would seem there is a new breed of bot or (russian?) psy-op going on- Army accounts following people with next to no content... kinda sad really

[lifeofhancomic]

Labour day..

The rich really do want us to drag them into the streets and beat them in front of their families again don't they? They sure seem to not have learned from the last time the public did that to them… :/

[lifeofhancomic]

Some thoughts on recent events...

Realizing the reason mediocre white men hate DEI, is because it only emphasizes how much they don't deserve the positions they currently occupy...

[z-a-d-i-e]

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

[z-a-d-i-e]

it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.

[ealasaidh]

Being a regular is fucking awesome. I've only had that status a few times, but I always feel kind of honored. These people see humans all day every day, and they remembered me?! And not for something bad (as far as I can tell)! I'm flattered af!

[spyderqueen]

Being a regular is the best. Sometimes my DD coffee order is ready before I make it to the front of the line. I walk into my local Vietnamese restaurant and the guy in the back just calls out "you want your usual?" without bothering to get a menu for me; I sit down and they're already bringing out the plate of toppings and my drink while the rest of the order gets set up. I get the best local gossip waiting at the pizza place. It's awesome.

[nudityandnerdery]

I walked into a place a couple weeks ago to get lunch, and the lady at the register was like, "I was telling them I'm surprised to see you! You're normally here after dark!" Which I am there for dinner most of the time! But I didn't think that they'd ever recognize me, they have so many customers come and go! I'm not even there that often! It was kinda nice, especially since I was feeling pretty depressed and like I didn't matter to anyone. But the lady at the pizza place near my house made me feel a little better.

[lifeofhancomic]

My friends and I had a list of the various levels of regular for our local Alternative bar- hardest to achieve/highest was furniture, as they'd pretty much just sweep up under you at closing time because it was that or let you help them clean up :P Coffee shops that knew me were great, because my order would be ready, and I'd have my money ready- with a warm smile for them, because I felt cared for.

[nebulositycosplay]

Guys look at my character named Hot-Buff-Lesbian-Orc-Dnd-character-but-idk-what-to-call-her-so-she-shall-remain-nameless-until-someone-gives-her-a-name

Someone help me give her a name PLEASE.

this kind of art SCARES me but I want so badly to get better at it and I’m trying so hard to evolve my art skills rn. I feel like they’ve been so stagnant and I know I can do better and learn more so you know what that means ✨art study time✨.

But my friend is dragging me back down the dnd rabbit hole and it’s been so long since I played and quite frankly I barely remember how to, but I’m just excited about all the pretty pictures I can draw and the fun stories.

[lifeofhancomic]

Buffy... gotta call her Buffy, I swear to Bob, Buffy...

[cipheramnesia]

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

[geekandmisandry]

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

[cipheramnesia]

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

[dee-the-red-witch]

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

[cipheramnesia]

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

[geekandmisandry]

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

[cipheramnesia]

Eh. Is alive enough.

[lifeofhancomic]

See, I read that in the voice of the guy from Atlantis with the dynamite :P

[nudityandnerdery]

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

Army spokesman tells The Times of safety fears as president hopes to mark 250 years of the US military with event in Washington on Saturday

Zeus, I know we've argued a lot before and I don't endorse a lot of the shit you do...

But this would be really funny.

[lifeofhancomic]

Thor would find it very hilarious, appeal to him, I know he'd do it just for shits and giggles...

[lifeofhancomic]

WOT: the tragedy

My problem with the Wheel of Time TV show is not that it is not what I imagined when I was reading the books, it is that it is not what I read in the books. The best way I can describe the show, is a fan fic, written based on the drunken retelling of a story, read 20 years ago where the person telling doesn't honestly remember what they read.

[lifeofhancomic]

Get your pies ready, 4 days remain! :P

[littlepinkbeast]

look, it's easy, okay? High Fantasy has An Hero whose Destiny is Sword, and Low Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Job is Sword.

[littlepinkbeast]

expanding it to a full matrix: Sword And Sorcery has An Hero whose Job is Sword, and YA Fantasy has Some Schmoe whose Destiny is Sword.

[the-real-seebs]

wow, this is an exceptionally effective taxonomy.

[noctuamagna]

[lifeofhancomic]

I read 'YA Fantasy' as 'ya fantasy', like, some gangsta got isekai'd there and now has to fight the big bad :P

[accessibleaesthetics]

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

[accessibleaesthetics]

Words cannot describe how happy I am that this resonated with so many people.

[accessibleaesthetics]

#something that really helps is i used to verbalize these thoughts in that way to my brother #like wed be cooking and id just go “i take your big chef knife and stab u. yeah?” and hed respond w smth like “i perfectly block. loser.”

This might be my favorite coping mechanism of this genre I've heard yet. Sibling goals.

[lifeofhancomic]

I'm fairly certain the intrusive thoughts in my head are just Statler and Waldorf, really :P

[lifeofhancomic]

Got in a mood, made this :P

[lifeofhancomic]

Ooopps, my pen slipped- this seemed a more appropriate cover for Time Magazine, what with everything going on... spread it like wildfire folx :)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ohoohoohoo y'all need to look at this round motherfucker @naomiknight-17 snapped at the subway station the other day

[lifeofhancomic]

~Lord Puffington :P

[eazy-peazy54]

do you guys have tumblr

[lakemojave]

no

[lifeofhancomic]

... oops my pencil slipped :P

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[ms-demeanor]

Cringey internet stud-muffin.

[lifeofhancomic]

reverse transcriptase dominatrix wild card, which I will gladly take :D