[craspyhome-deactivated20200616]

hello my name is pobular internet artist

here is my portfolio

[dude-of-electricity]

Can someone please explain

[craspyhome-deactivated20200616]

[freakxwannaxbe]

y’all are such petty fuckers istg

[lastqueenofmars-is-thugassduck]

Ywah we’re bitter because theres people who try to diversify their style and still get the door slammed on them while people who make same face/body over and over again become “professionals”

[halphelt]

Hold on just a minute. 

Do y’all really think sakimi prefers drawing the same thing over and over again? She does it because that’s what the market wants and responds to, and so what pays her bills. I’m sure Sakimi started by drawing a shit ton of other things that also never got noticed.

Just because your super original style or experimental idea didn’t get the notes you wanted doesn’t mean you get to shit on artists who found and stuck to a formula that works. Your lack of success is not a popular artist’s fault.

[akamaru01]

So I just want to add, because it’s not on this particular version of this post, but those 3 were picked very purposefully to attempt to make a point without even linking to her pages where you can clearly see she does a hell of a lot more than just these which are still very beautiful btw. Not to mention that even in those 3 shown the only similarities are in skin color and maybe body shape literally everything else is unique and requires a tremendous amount of skill and effort. Also I know I don’t really _need_ to add to this post but I’m going to anyway.

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And she also does males because that was also not brought up

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So yeah if you don’t care for her stuff, sure fine whatever that’s your deal. But don’t be a dick and spread half-truths and misinformation

[professor-maple-mod]

for real people need to stop being bitter

[obj-shep]

okay i gotta reblog because WOW those are amazing?? WTF? 

[noirjojo]

Simply beautiful holy shit

[shameshack]

artist: *draws beautiful art with an incredible level of detail*

tumblr: lmao…u think ur fucking special??? just because you can do something??? wait until the internet hears my Funny Post about this ur career is over u fuckin hack

[pansear-art]

Well i do a variety of art on how i please that is until i reach the status of trembling adulthood.

I judge artists by at least 10 of their best work via portfolios and each work has a different subject and tone(because my opinions fluctuate bipolarly). Op judged only a miniscule of the artist’s variety and they didnt bother putting their ass for a fact check.

Yes. They are bitter. And even if all the artists’ art looks “the same”, you cant blame them if their reasoning is to gain a better financial status to support their well-being. As halphelt said.

[black-culture]

In Georgia, officials did not supply power cords for their voting machines at a polling site in a mostly African-American neighborhood.

The batteries died and people waited for hours.

This is voter suppression y’all.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Guess whose office is in charge of supplying those cords? (Spoiler alert-It’s Brian Kemp’s)

Voter Disenfranchisement Is Alive and Well in Georgia During the Midterm Elections

[stefani-germanotta]

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

[holmesianscholar]

If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying

[boxlunches]

if you’ve seen the Peter Sellers movies it’s impossible to watch this without thinking Obi-Wan is going to fuck up big somewhere

[brita-usa]

Decorate your dorm room right this semester - add a Brita Stream to complete the look.

Art by Saskia Wariner

[365daysinalife]

Daniel Radcliffe:  Time Traveler

[maxanaxam]

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

[forgamers]

[crunchthedeerstroyer-deactivate]

I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man’s duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king. 

This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together, or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing. 

After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king’s castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile. They opened the doors, only to find it empty, save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. 

And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon’s control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive’s pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon’s control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. 

I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend. 

They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them.

[pervocracy]

[nixcraft]

Google street view in Rome

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

[wytrykusarchives]

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

[spootywabbit]

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

[kaseylgifford]

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.      Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.       Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

[parksandrex]

Read the full article here

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

THOR IS PROUD

[thelibrawrian-deactivated201912]

i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

[tehzii]

for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.

[foxy-filly]

So I need y’all to understand, it’s not just the treadmill, life with this cat is all yelling all day.

[malocclusive]

That’s a familiar and I am INFINITELY JEALOUS

[gigi-tastic]

SHE I SINGING YOU FOOLS. LET HER SING YOU HER SONGS

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my lord

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[unicornglitteryblood]

My childhood is confused 

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[vampire-gampire]

No matter how many books you read, there will be always tons of books to read.

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

that’s amazing and annoying at the same time

[prorevenge]

The time I ruined my high school teachers career and got her fired in the greatest way possible.

This story is widely known amongst my family and is constantly brought up and joked upon in my group of friends even years later. A buddy of mine suggested that this is the perfect place to make it public so let’s get into this shit storm.

Backstory: I was a senior in high school at the time and i had never been the brightest student. I was a solid C student and i had never received a detention or had any kind of bad student record. This is important because to this day, i still have no idea why the teacher treated me this way. The teacher, who we will name Mrs. Frank, had been a teacher there for more then a decade and was widely known for being a petty heartless bitch who the administrators saw as the golden child.

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