Third/Last/Double/Limited/Past Life

[bananacakepie]

Double life last words:

Jimmy - Final Death: I’ve got no food so I need to make it home… and uh grab myself some… otherwise I’m a gonner. [those were his last words, as he didn’t say anything when encountering and fighting the enderman that killed him.]

Tango - Final Death: Ouh. Ouh!…No! No. No, no. (heavy exhale) Ow! No! Eat, eat- [this was a panicked response to randomly taking Jimmy’s damage.]

Ren - Final Death: Ready to go dude, ready to go! Let’s get in there man. I’m seeing people all over the place, look at this- Etho!- 

BigB - Final Death: I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready. Etho! Ge- 

[This was them getting ready to fight off the intruders of the Box together, and Ren dying as he entered.]

Grian - Final Death: As long as the warden’s in the water…(gasp) uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, ow, ow, ow! [He was trying to get a Warden to the surface, but was killed by it.]

Scar - Final Death: Okay I just heard that cackling gang of them, som- WHAT IN THE WORLD GRIAN YOU JUST TOOK A TON OF DAMAGE! Oh no, G- [he was on the surface, and started taking Grian’s random damage.]

Etho - Final Death: Uh oh. No, no, no, no.

Joel - Final Death: Oh! Etho they trapped it, get back through! 

[They were trapped by lava surrounding a nether portal, Etho accidentally set himself on fire.]

Bdubs - Final Death: Thats right. Oh! Flame them! Flame them! They’re coming, the dogs are coming!… I never touched a dog, I never touched it!… Noooo! No! 

Impulse - Final Death: Not for very long you don’t! Have dogs!… Nope! [he then proceeded to silently attack Pearl]

[They died together, their final words were spoken taunting Pearl as they attacked her and her wolves.] 

[i might’ve mixed up these two’s words]

Cleo - Final Death: Oh! Martyn! [this was once Pearl attacked after relative silence] 

Martyn - Final Death: Which- which one is she!… Which one is she, where’s Tilly? She’s the one who’s been corrupting you this entire time! Where is she! Tell me where she is!… Oh geez, they are packing a punch, holy! Holy!- Oh I’m, I’m gone. Oop- 

[This is basically what Martyn and Cleo said from the start of when Martyn started attacking Pearl’s dogs.]

Scott - Final Death: I didn’t think it would end this way. … I didn’t think it would come down to the two of us- I still don't know how Martyn and Cleo died, I don’t know what happened there. They, they tried to turn on me after they,- you killed the other two, but. … And then you managed to turn it around. … You know; there was many ways I thought this was gonna go. I don’t know if I thought a finale with me and you. I mean I though we would win but … Pearl you- you- you deserve this more. … you do, but in the same way, Tilly death do us part Pearl. … TILLY DEATH DO US PART! 

Pearl - Final Death: Hey Scott, hi. … Neither did I to be honest. … Yeah they turned on me, started killing my dogs, so, that’s what happened. … Yeah (giggling) you know its. … I honestly didn’t have a lot of faith in us, but I had faith in myself and Tilly, and Tilly’s now passed away. … Excuse me what do you mean? Wait I don’t know- … Scott! What are you doing! … Sc!-

[Yes I decided to torture myself, and record Scott and Pearl’s final conversation. The “…” in each person’s speech indicate when yhe other is speaking.]

[lifesmpseries]

Past Life Last Words

Tango: “All right, there’s creepers there, careful. I just saved your life. I just saved your life!”

(Then a creeper behind him blew up.)

Ren: “I’m getting to the top of the tower. I need to move. Fast. Dude, what? How do we even get up there now? What the heck?”

(He then proceeded to silently sneak through the Villy’s lighthouse until he triggered their trap.)

Pearl: “Oh gosh, if it blows up, I’m dead … No, no, no, no, no-”

(Her coherent last words were before she set off on her mission to kill Jimmy without wearing armor or even guaranteeing she could hit him. Unsurprisingly, Jimmy shot her.)

Etho: “There’s never any gunpowder. He just k-”

(He fell down a fall trap that he had already covered.)

Joel: “What are you doing? Stop shooting. What are you doing? Oh it’s Grian, he’s got the blooming slowness arrows. They’re so anoying! Not like this! Ah-”

(Shot to death by Grian, unable to escape due to the slowness arrow)

Skizz: “Cut her up! Come on Cletus! Come on Cletus!”

(Part of the Red Wave attacking Gem and Grain, seperated and killed by Grian)

Big B: What! Oh. Don’t, don’t, no, no, no, no, no, no,-”

(Killed by Scar and Bdubs in a surprise attack, on the basis of “there can only be one B”)

Bdubs: “I’m gonna lead ‘em, I’m gonna lead ‘em. Ohhh! Water bucket clutch! Uh-oh. This is bad. This is bad. Aggh! Circle back. No, Martyn, no! Not twice! Not twice! No!”

(Chased down by Cleo and Martyn)

Scar: “What the? Oh my god! Scott! Oh-”

(He went to kill Scott with the other Reds, and was killed by Scott’s tnt)

Impulse: “Hi Scott. … Come on! … Agg! Come on Scott, it’s us, it’s us, it’s happening right now! Oh my gosh! What is happening? No!”

(He and Scott had a duel to the death.)

Cleo: “Hu! I’m dead!”

(These were spoken as she fell through a booby trap in the Villy’s Lighthouse)

Scott: “Okay. Ghosts count. Ghosts count us in. Say 3, 2, 1. One, yeah, go I think. Oh!”

(He was the first killed in the 5-way duel.)

Jimmy: “No, nighttime is eerie. Give us go! Oh gosh! Oh that’s a great idea. Oh he’s gone! Oh! … No, no, no, no, no, nooooooo!”

(He didn’t have many coherent words durring the 5-way duel to the death, so I included what he said before.)

Gem: “Martyn! He clutched it! Woahhh!”

(Her last words were between knocking Martyn into the hole and then being knocked in by Grian.)

Grian: “That’s not how I’m- ohhhh. I’ll ahhhh- Yes! Agh!”

(He was mostly silent for his and Martyn’s final duel. His last words were about water bucketing.)

Martyn: “Ohh! Oh my god, it did it! Oh my god it actually did it! Holy moly! The square hole has to eat! The square hole has to feed for the end of the day, you know. Oh my god. I feel sick. I don’t know what to do. … Everything off. The square hole winith at the end of the day. Cheers for watching. Hopefully we see you next time. Bye-bye.”

(This is his speech, starting after he beat Grian, then climbed out of the square hole and ended as Martyn jumped back in to kill himself.)

[lifesmpseries]

Average amount of time lost in a Limited Life session. I just want to do some easy math, and I made this post already, accidentally deleted it, and cried about it, so I’m ready to try again!

Overall Layout:

Session One: 24 hours to 21.5 hours

Session Two: 21.5 hours to 19.25 hours

Session Three: 19.25 hours to 16 hours

Session Four: 16 hours to 14 hours

Session Five: 14 hours to 11.5 hours

Session Six: 11.5 hours to 9 hours

Session Seven: 9 hours to 6.5 hours

Session Eight: 6.5 hours to 4 hours

Session Nine: 4 hours to 1.5 hours

Session Ten: 1.5 hours to GAME OVER

(But this it the Life SMP! And nothing ever goes as planned. So let’s look at the numbers from the previous sessions…

Session One:

Scott, Bdubs and Martyn each gained 1 hour, which is an average net gain of 180 minutes for the whole group. Spliting it up, its (180/14) 12.86 minutes per person, or about 13. On the other hand, Skizz, Scar, Jimmy, Joel, Cleo, Impulse, BigB, and Martyn lost a collective of 13 hours (780 minutes). With some math, thats 55.71 minutes, or 56 minutes per person. With the net gain of 12.9 minutes, net loss of -55.7 minutes, and the session play time of 2.5 hours, the net/average score is -192.9 minutes, or a loss of 3 hours and 13 minutes.

Session 2:

This game was much… not more peaceful, but definitely less deaths. Through their murdering skills, Joel and Skizz collectively gained 2 hours. That has an average net gain of (120/14) 8.571428 minutes. On the other hand, Cleo, Scar, Bdubs, Jimmy, Joel, and Grian’s deaths added up to -7 hours. Thats an average loss of 30 minutes per person. The game ran from 21 hours and 30 minutes, to 19 hours and 15 minutes… so a 2 hour and 15 minute playtime. So… 8.6 minutes gained, minus 2 hours and 45 minutes (165 min) …. that’s -156.428571 minutes lost on average, or 2 hours and 36 minutes.

Total Average:

That puts the average time lost per session at ([156 + 193]/ 2) 174.5 minutes, or 2 hours and 54.5 minutes.

[lifesmpseries]

Limited Life Session 2 Deaths:

Joel was killed by a Vindicator, and Jimmy and Grian were killed by Vexes in the mansion.

(-1 hour Joel; -1 hour Grian; -1 hour Jimmy)

As the Boogeyman, Joel blew up Cleo and Scar with TNT minecarts - but only Scar counted as the Boogie kill

(+1.5 hour Joel; -2 hour Scar; -1 hour Cleo)

Skizz kills Bdubs in an “arena” fight

(+30 minutes Skizz; -1 hour Bdubs)

Less death this session.

Total (for this session):

+0.5 hours Skizz

-1 hour Bdubs

-2 hour Scar

-1 hour Cleo

+0.5 hour Joel

-1 hour Jimmy

-1 hour Grian

• -3 hour session for Everyone •

Total For All Sessions:

Total:

-4.5 hours Skizz

+1 hour Scott

+0 hour Bdubs

-3 hour Scar

-2 hour Jimmy

-0.5 hour Joel

-2 hour Cleo

-1 hour Impulse

+0 hours Martyn

-2 hours Big B

-1 hour Grain

• -6 hour sessions Everyone •

[griftersbone42]

Here are the current limited life teams (as far as I can tell):

The Clockers/Entertainers - Bdubs, Scar, and Cleo

The T.I.E.S. - Tango, Impulse, Etho, and Skizz

The Nosy Neighbours - Pearl and BigB

The Bad Boys - Joel, Grian, and Jimmy

The Coral Kids - Scott and Martyn 

Please tell me if I got anything wrong or missed anything out!

[lifesmpseries]

Double Life Session 1 Deaths:

Scott kills Skizz as the boogeyman

(+1 hour Scott; -2 hours Skizz)

Bdubs is the boogeyman and kills Skizz

(+1 hour Bdubs; -2 hours Skizz)

Scar dies from fall damage

(-1 hour Scar)

Jimmy and Joel dig straight down into lava

(-1 hour Jimmy; -1 hour Joel)

Cleo dies to a creeper explosion

(-1 hour Cleo)

Impulse and Skizz were killed by a creeper

(-1 hour Impulse; -1 hour Skizz)

Martyn is the boogeyman and kills BigB

(+1 hour Martyn; -2 hours BigB)

Martyn falls in a hole and dies from fall damage

(-1 hour Martyn)

Total:

-5 hours Skizz

+1 hour Scott

+1 hour Bdubs

-1 hour Scar

-1 hour Jimmy

-1 hour Joel

-1 hour Cleo

-1 hour Impulse

+0 hours Martyn

-2 hours Big B

• -3 hour session Everyone •

[lifesmpseries]

I have watched all the Limited Life smp videos I wanted to watch, and I just wanted to say: That was Awesome!

But here’s the burning question:

Who’s getting out first?

Jimmy

Skizz

BigB

Scar

Impulse

Grian

Martyn

Cleo

Joel

Other

Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

Most of these people have died once, and there are probably some people angry at Grian for re-rolling the boogie TWICE.

[bananacakepie]

Something about being the harbinger of death. Something about being a victim of circumstance in a cursed world. Something about two opposing halves of a whole, and being the worst of the two. Something about not even fitting in with the outliers. Something about learning to love. Something about being the first to leave.

Something about death, and rotting. Something about playing with life. Something about two opposing halves of a whole, and sinking to match the other. Something about being the Lady of a Castle. Something about being a partner. Something about being a victim of your actions. Something about rage, knowing that even if it was your end, it was worth it.

Something about frenzy and bloodlust. Something about loyalty to a group but still being alone. Something about only killing when it’s permanent. Something about being killed by a friend in another world and never finding peace in this one.

Something about having enough time for their death to be respected. The privilege of a burial.

Something about being forever alone. Something about being a scapegoat, not being able to stop it, not being able to control it, being a victim of other’s perceptions and actions. They call you a lone wolf, but wolves thrive in packs. Something about liking things before they were cool, about being lonely and ostracized and having a pack of wolves. Something about wanting to kill a monarch - the red king dies tonight - and predicting their demise.

Something about love and friendship and warmth and home, about wanting a place of peace while kings went to war. Something about their last for your first. Something about losing your other half, mourning them in your dream of a perfect home. Meeting in the wrong world, wrong place, wrong time. Something about being doomed without them, and not caring what happens. Something about losing it when you lose them. Something about lost love and not letting go. Something about not caring, something about dying lonely. Something about a relationship following you. Something about reunion after death and fairy tales and finding home and happily ever after.

Something about perspective and how they fear you. Something about it burning down and flammable materials and tempting fate. Something about losing your soft spot. Something about choosing sides and finishing old promises. Something about being a weapon and a wild card. Something about hiding behind a mask and seeing with a blind eye.

Something about being the game master, but not having full control over the game, and about how cheats are the only winners. Something about switching sides abd not deciding. Something about another’s end bring your full support. Something about fire and dying in battle. Something about failure of remembrance.

Something about a world of monarchy but only one king, and a title won through loss. Something about trust and sacrifice and winter. Something about things going further and lasting longer then they should. Something about the importance of walls and alters and armys of soliders and their loyalty to you. Something about the world being a stage and craving a story. Something about two halves making the figureheads, while being opposites. Something about being king, and dying in your kingdom, and going down with the ship, and fighting till the end. Something about the end of an empire, and the end of an enemy.

Something about loyalty, and having it. Something about accepting a better and lifting them up. Something about a right hand man and trust and so much loyalty. Something about starting a joke but not getting the last word. Something about the trust for your other half, the death to your growth. Something about not being the last, but different within your group. Something about outliving your lord, but not for long. Something about dying together.

Something about a traitor. Something about the untrustworthy, the silver tounged, playing all sides, a double agent. Not even knowing your own true loyalty. Something about trust, and how you lose and gain it. Something about friends, and how one of them took away your life. Something about how even with everything you’ve done, you die to a new traitor. Something about the loyal ending a traitor. Something about a friend to all being a friend to none, and becoming everyone’s enemy.

Something about being the last of your kind. Something about being a hermit and isolated and alone but by choice. Something about joining a side without really knowing either. Something about loving through a war only to die to a roll of the dice. Something about lasting long but not long enough. Something about the innocence of not knowing the truth.

Something about clocks, and time, and your home. Something about protecting what you build but still being killed in it, failing to protect yourself. Something about being the dangerous half of the two halves, the Lord and the Lady. Something about wanting to hole up and stay safe, while mainly finding victory and allies when venturing out. Something about building something only to see it fail and fall. Something about losing the one you care about and giving up. Something about letting yourself go crazy. Something about being loyal to one, and a threat to the rest. Something about dying a hero or living long enough to see yourself become the villain, traitors and betraying and living long enough to see everyone fall into that. Something about it not being a betrayal, when they were never the person you loved.

Something about being dangerous and scary and dying and how they connect. Something about till death do us part, but staying past that. Something about being clumsy and the guilt that comes with it. Something about flowers being a apology - even when they don’t last long, especially in a desert. Something about being a scammer and having a silver tounge, but always staying true to one’s own self and not technically lying. Something about the first and last deaths, the first and last kills. Something about making a team and scamming and threatening your way to the top together. Something about your other half, the supposedly peaceful half, but that makes you the scary dangerous half.

Something about how if we want the rewards of being loved, we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known, being watched, being known. Something about being too seen, too enclosed. Something about not being the one to start a joke but getting the last word in, and being the one to finish it. Something about being the lackey and the monster. Something about a failing trap that still kills. Something about trusting too much, and learning how they trust you. Something about watching and seeing so much while powerless to act. Something about being the other half to someone, and being stuck with them. Something about being the last one left and unheard apologies. Something about falling, and the end. Something about being a debtee winning in a world of kings and rulers.

The Canary

The Undead Lady

The Bloodthirsty Soldier

The Lonely

The Lover

The Wild Card

The Gamemaster

The King

The Hand

The Two Faced

The Hermit

The Crastle Lord

The Scammer

The Debtee

[lifesmpseries]

Favorite Life SMP Season?

Third Life!!! The age old classic!

Last Life!!!!!!!!! The backstabbing and betrayal!

Double Life!!! The Soulmates AU!!

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023