TSC characters as conversations I’ve heard in my campus library:
Clary Fray: *whilst hugging tall friend* I swear to god if you comment on my height I’ll kick you in the shin.
Isabelle Lightwood: *whilst hugging Clary* but look your chin sits at my collar bone!
Kit Herondale: I will fight you if you call me weak!
Julian Blackthorn: Yes, but you’re weaker than I am so I’ll win.
Ty Blackthorn: I wish I could make the voice in my head louder so I could read louder and drown you all out.
Mark Blackthorn: Do you think jellybeans and cheese constitutes a good snack?
Tavvy Blackthorn: We can try?
Cristina Mendoza Rosales: How about not?
Simon Lovelace: Can we play D&D this weekend?
Alec Lightwood: I would rather chew my own arm off.
Magnus Bane: Or you could not do that?
Jessamine Lovelace: If you make one more noise, if you even breathe audibly, I will be forced to put you down like a rabid dog. Do not test me.
Jem Carstairs: Do not poke the bear Will. Time to go.
Charlotte Branwell: You guys can’t be serious and if you are serious stop telling me, the less I know the better.
Tessa Gray: So we can do it?
Henry Branwell: I think it’s a great ide- no, Charlotte doesn’t think it’s a great idea.
Emma Carstairs: I wonder if immortality is real.
Catarina Loss: Excuse me?
