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@lifttopia-blog
Okay so I discovered liftblr like a week ago
And let me just say,
Iâm one happy bitch.
Iâve met a group of diverse, empowered, thieving women who are into witchy shit, meme shit, makeup shit.
Fuck capitalism. Letâs go steal some shit.
Help??
I tried scamming this company by saying my package never came and they wonât refund me until a mail theft case is opened. Theyâre waiting for me to give the OK to open the case, Iâm afraid itâd get me in trouble somehow so Iâm not gonna do it but how do y'all just get companies to refund you??
babe: tell me something sexy
me: no cams, unattentive SAs, fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended, no sensors.
babe: what
me: naked palettes, no LP, no chase policies, magnets
babe:
me: the biggest
babe: yeah?
me: blackest
babe: yeah đ
me: lifting bag
Concept:
My best friend and I taking a road trip across the country stopping at every shop along the way lifting the mess out each and every one. Taking nothing but empty luggage and gas money and having the time of our lives.
WHY CANT I STEAL MERCH!!!
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Not lifting related but Iâm buying my first car!!! Iâll have saved up enough money for a decent one next paycheck. I really want an SUV and not like a sedan or truck. There is one I want that I could get for like 3400 and I like it. It has leather seats and a sunroof and is in good condition but it has 142k miles. Is that too many or no? Like Iâd be getting it for hella cheap and I like and other cars the same price have like over 200,000 miles so is that too high or no??? Sorry I donât know anything about cars and itâs only me and my mom(who also knows nothing) so I donât have anyone to ask.
reasons to lift: NICE SCHOOL SUPPLIES not all but about 75% of this is lifted and im soooo happy with it. idk how to describe my aesthetic this year i guess itâs greys, earthy darker tones, & clear???? idfk i like it tho. anyways, hereâs what i keep in my backpack for school including my whats in my makeup bag, pencil pouches/box, & the delicious healthy snacks i carry in my front pocket bc nutrition is good lmao.
Just gotta put this out there once again @ call-me-stickyfingers is not your friend. She shares incorrect science and lifting tips. She tags all of her posts with numerous tags ( including klÄpto, something the lifting community decided to separate from because our theft is not a mental issue. And all the other lift tags that got the community exposure back in like 2012) worse of all she reblogs posts from outside the community that have thousand+ notes.
She has no regard for animals, suggesting as a legit tip, that we order some mice or other small creatures into a store, lift during the panic, and leave the mess as well as the animals. She is also trans exclusionary.
Above allâŚ. Sheâs a ROLE PLAY LIFTER. This is all pretend for her.
# Anti-stickyfingers
i hate that we have to address her again, but there are some baby lifters that donât know what sheâs capable of.
Agreed!
my mom finally let me go grocery shopping myself
BUT I ACTUALLY LIFTED EVERYTHING OOPS
The best feeling !
Ok but it would be such a good idea if your mom wants you to go grocery shopping lift the shit and keep the money, maybe give her some change back and tell her you lost the receipt
^dont lift money from ur mum wtf if u do this ur trash
You wouldnât be? Your mom pays you for groceries, you lift the groceries instead and keep the money? She gets her groceries? Youâre stealing from the store not her
you are stealing from her, bc youâre keeping the money. if you do this, youâre a piece of shit
What else are you supposed to do with it? âhey mum hereâs all your money back I just stole everything hahaâ
Things you need before you bleed
Shit you need if youâre a human that bleedsÂ
Ibuprofen- they are literally all the same, anything that says it âtargetsâ certain areas is just marketing
Heat pads- I really like the type where you pop a button, then boil it to reuse. I use the âClick Itâ brand!
Diva Cup- these are source tagged with 2 tags, but honestly itâs sooooo worth the extra hassle. I feel so much cleaner and its so much comfier than tampons or pads
Waist Cincher- when Iâm more bloated I go for waist cinchers. I just feel better when I have pressure on my lower abdomen, is that weird? Whenever Iâm feeling nauseous I put one on and I suddenly feel better!
A MOUNTAIN OF COMFY PILLOWS AND FLUFFY BLANKETS- I love to burrow into my bed and just not leave it for the duration of my period, so having as many stuffed animals, body pillows, and fluffy blankets as I can is essentialÂ
Fans- for when you canât stop sweating but also are cold but also donât know what your body is doing!Â
Comfy underoos- one of the best parts of lifting is that you donâât have to use old uncomfortable underwear for your period anymore, you can use legitimately nice underwear without feeling guilty
COOKIE CAKES- you know, the giant cookies with frosting on them? they are the best period binge food in my opinion. Thatâs legit the only time I will eat them, they are usually too sweet BUT NOT WHEN MY BODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!Â
Takis- another period fave amongst my friends
Nyquil/Tylenol PM- sometimes all you can do is sleep it off. If you have problems falling asleep, these can help
Putty- it helps to have something to squeeze while in pain, and nothing is better than putty!
Simple crafts- having a craft to take your mind off of the pain really helps! I make friendship bracelets, other people draw, a friend of mine makes tiny mosaicsÂ
Sweaters, shirts, leggings, and shorts that are at least a size too big- not only are they extra roomy and thus comfy, you wonât feel bad about not being able to fit in your jeans because of bloatingÂ
*Not something you can lift, but it definitely helps* at least one cat that likes to cuddle- my boys are the sweetest little fur balls and I wouldnât make it through without them. Doggos also work for this! Any animal reallyÂ
i love this so much
1 item haul đđ I still canât believe I fit this fucking gallon into the bag without it bulging at all! It seriously doesnât even look like anything is in the bag hallelujah.
bitchhhh what bag is this I need it in my life
found on twitter but yikes
âYeah hun xâ lmfao I would have gone OFF
are you shitting me
I remember when I was 13-14, grabbing a pack of earrings and trying to take just the individual ones because I was so nervous, and now I grab 3 packs of hoops and toss them into my pants. True character development.Â
Hey, if I came over and stole your stuff, you wouldnt be a hypocrite and call the cops would you?
Bitch, my house ainât a store. Shoplifting and breaking into a house to steal things are two very different things. Weâre shoplifters, not burglars. Get the fuck off my blog you fucking moron.
Things you need before you bleed
Shit you need if youâre a human that bleedsÂ
Ibuprofen- they are literally all the same, anything that says it âtargetsâ certain areas is just marketing
Heat pads- I really like the type where you pop a button, then boil it to reuse. I use the âClick Itâ brand!
Diva Cup- these are source tagged with 2 tags, but honestly itâs sooooo worth the extra hassle. I feel so much cleaner and its so much comfier than tampons or pads
Waist Cincher- when Iâm more bloated I go for waist cinchers. I just feel better when I have pressure on my lower abdomen, is that weird? Whenever Iâm feeling nauseous I put one on and I suddenly feel better!
A MOUNTAIN OF COMFY PILLOWS AND FLUFFY BLANKETS- I love to burrow into my bed and just not leave it for the duration of my period, so having as many stuffed animals, body pillows, and fluffy blankets as I can is essentialÂ
Fans- for when you canât stop sweating but also are cold but also donât know what your body is doing!Â
Comfy underoos- one of the best parts of lifting is that you donâât have to use old uncomfortable underwear for your period anymore, you can use legitimately nice underwear without feeling guilty
COOKIE CAKES- you know, the giant cookies with frosting on them? they are the best period binge food in my opinion. Thatâs legit the only time I will eat them, they are usually too sweet BUT NOT WHEN MY BODY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!Â
Takis- another period fave amongst my friends
Nyquil/Tylenol PM- sometimes all you can do is sleep it off. If you have problems falling asleep, these can help
Putty- it helps to have something to squeeze while in pain, and nothing is better than putty!
Simple crafts- having a craft to take your mind off of the pain really helps! I make friendship bracelets, other people draw, a friend of mine makes tiny mosaicsÂ
Sweaters, shirts, leggings, and shorts that are at least a size too big- not only are they extra roomy and thus comfy, you wonât feel bad about not being able to fit in your jeans because of bloatingÂ
*Not something you can lift, but it definitely helps* at least one cat that likes to cuddle- my boys are the sweetest little fur balls and I wouldnât make it through without them. Doggos also work for this! Any animal reallyÂ
Block List!
Will be adding to this. Feel free to do so as well
cabw18 - claims to be a new lifter but have nothing on their blog, and speaks like an anti/troll
jrsmatt - claiming to be looking for ways to âgetemâ
thatonechurro - anti will message you for tips then blocks you after responding
ahhliftitrealgood - claims to be one of us, but reblogs posts with almost 300,000 notes on them, uses ALL of the lifting tags, and has her likes and following public. Blocked!
theoldcrone - never responded to my question about if they have a lifting sideblog
milray00 - same reason and also has an empty blog
liveluxlie - same reasonÂ
DWS TIPS
Okay, so I just lifted a pair of Birkenstocks from DSW, and wanted to give you guys tips on how to do that because lifting shoes is really nerve wracking and I get that! Especially w/ parents around!! You will need: -A large purse -A jacket -A magnet (if those are the shoes youâre going for) (mine were untagged so) -Definitely a lot of luck because this isnât the most foolproof plan ever
Okay so first you have to find the shoes you want. If youâre going for Birkenstocks, awesome, this is going to be more tailored to you. You want to get a shoe tote and grab shoes that are in similar styles (they should be around them) and go to the clearance section. DO NOT GO TO THE 7-7 ½ AISLES. Those have the highest traffic since theyâre the most common shoe sizes. Go to the smallest size if youâre shorter, or the larger sizes if youâre taller. In my DSW, they have the shelves pushed out from the wall in the size 7 aisles, but have a camera monitoring them. So do not use those as a blind spot. I seriously cannot stress this enough, the 7-7 ½ aisles are NOT A GOOD PLACE TO CONCEAL. AT ALL. AVOID THEM. Once youâre at the clearance section (hopefully with at least two pairs of shoes) you need to take out more. This was easy for me because they had a lot of sandals out because itâs getting closer to fall. Make sure you have about five boxes. And if they donât have similar shoes to the ones you want, go find other ones you want. It doesnât matter, you just need a lot of pairs. Now that all of these shoes are off of the shelf, you take them all out of the boxes, try them on, and MAKE SURE TO PLACE THE TOTE OVER YOUR PURSE. Youâre going to start putting the shoes back in the boxes. Make sure no one is around you, or theyâre looking away. You need to put the box you got your shoes from down in a bottom corner of a rack. No one looks there, and if itâs not open, pretend to like those pair of shoes (even if theyâre ugly af). THIS IS WHERE THE TOTE OVER PURSE COMES INTO PLAY. If youâre not very experienced with lifting, this is for you. You just place the boxes of shoes back in the tote and slip the shoes you want into your purse. Do it one at a time, and be very aware of your surroundings. Now you need to take your jacket, and drape it over the side of your bag so it looks like itâs inside your bag and thatâs the reason itâs so bulky. Put the rest of the clearance shoes back. Now you need to go to the bathroom. Check to see if the shoes have any rifd tags, anything that could give you away. Now you want to put those shoes back in your purse, and make sure your jacket is covering it. You have time to adjust it well, take advantage of that. Now walk out. Itâs that easy, trust me. Just. Get. Out. You donât want to be there too long after concealing because someone might notice the box, and open it, and be a little suspicious when they find it empty. If youâre super nervous, then buy a cute pair of socks or something to go with your new shoes! I was at an extreme disadvantage and was at the store for about an hour because I was there with a parent (since I canât drive yet.) But this should work, and if youâre very careful, you shouldnât get caught. Happy lifting!!
