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Tips on hiding stuff from parents if you're a lifter
Now if you’re a minor like me you probably live with a parent or guardian who might find it a little sketchy you have so much new stuff , whether you have a job or not , it might come off weird and sus that you have so much new expensive shit , while doing laundry they’ll realize you have new stuff they never took you to get, and if you don’t have a lot of friends or your parent doesn’t let you hang with friends or take stuff from friends it’s a little harder to use the I got it from a friend excuse without getting in trouble .
1) DUMP EVIDENCE - Meaning when you get stuff from a store throw away tags and boxes of packaging before you go home , personally I like to keep tags on my clothes until I wear them but my dad doesn’t check my closet my mom would if I lived with her so rip those off and go to a different store with a trash can and throw them away . Also when I get makeup and stuff I take them out the package and throw them away at a different store so when you go home it looks like you’ve always had them .
2) DONT INFORM YOUR PARENTS OF HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE - I mean seriously don’t tell them how much money you have or have left after spending money on stuff , if they notice you have $200 worth of new shit you told them you have $50 or only $40 left from spending money on something else they’ll question you on where you got the money for all that shit , that’s when it can fuck up and if you don’t know how to lie or your parents are smart and add shit up you’ll probably admit you lifted all that shit and you’re fucked .
3) BUY GIFT CARDS- Now yes if you lift you don’t spend much on anything but if you wanna get stuff with money from boosting lifted shit and want online things without your parents knowing gift cards are your friend ! I bought my hook and magnet from aliexpress I put money I got from money my dad sent me and I had money left my mom didn’t know about I went to the drugstore bought a gift card and ordered it online and as long as they don’t deliver when your parents are home they’ll never know anything ! If you boost lifted stuff your parents might not know about your money you can put money on a gift card so you won’t have a shit load of cash hanging around ! You can use a fake name for the card holder it’s not really traceable the only down side if you have to pay a $5 activation fee for each card and it’s not reload able ( the reload able ones need ID).
4) PACK YOUR CLOTHES NEATLY- Make all your lifted stuff from hauls blend in your room easily . Don’t stash bags of new clothes somewhere in your room back them out detag price tags and make it seem like you had all that stuff ! They won’t question as much if you’re closet looks regular.
5) TRY AND DO HAULS NEAR A HOLIDAY BIRTHDAY OR SCHOOL BREAKS- Now if you have separated parents like me there’s a pro from that when I come home with all my lifted shit and my dad asked where I got all that makeup or whatever I say from mom from break its such a good excuse usually they won’t call to check so it’s easy for me , go lifting on birthdays cause you most likely got some birthday money it’s a good excuse if they ask you how you got the money for all your shit .
6) TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT LIFTING TO MUCH- Honestly just try not to get caught at a store more than once they’ll catch on to shit and ask to much questions trust will be gone so be careful .
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Tips on hiding stuff from parents if you're a lifter
Now if you’re a minor like me you probably live with a parent or guardian who might find it a little sketchy you have so much new stuff , whether you have a job or not , it might come off weird and sus that you have so much new expensive shit , while doing laundry they’ll realize you have new stuff they never took you to get, and if you don’t have a lot of friends or your parent doesn’t let you hang with friends or take stuff from friends it’s a little harder to use the I got it from a friend excuse without getting in trouble .
1) DUMP EVIDENCE - Meaning when you get stuff from a store throw away tags and boxes of packaging before you go home , personally I like to keep tags on my clothes until I wear them but my dad doesn’t check my closet my mom would if I lived with her so rip those off and go to a different store with a trash can and throw them away . Also when I get makeup and stuff I take them out the package and throw them away at a different store so when you go home it looks like you’ve always had them .
2) DONT INFORM YOUR PARENTS OF HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE - I mean seriously don’t tell them how much money you have or have left after spending money on stuff , if they notice you have $200 worth of new shit you told them you have $50 or only $40 left from spending money on something else they’ll question you on where you got the money for all that shit , that’s when it can fuck up and if you don’t know how to lie or your parents are smart and add shit up you’ll probably admit you lifted all that shit and you’re fucked .
3) BUY GIFT CARDS- Now yes if you lift you don’t spend much on anything but if you wanna get stuff with money from boosting lifted shit and want online things without your parents knowing gift cards are your friend ! I bought my hook and magnet from aliexpress I put money I got from money my dad sent me and I had money left my mom didn’t know about I went to the drugstore bought a gift card and ordered it online and as long as they don’t deliver when your parents are home they’ll never know anything ! If you boost lifted stuff your parents might not know about your money you can put money on a gift card so you won’t have a shit load of cash hanging around ! You can use a fake name for the card holder it’s not really traceable the only down side if you have to pay a $5 activation fee for each card and it’s not reload able ( the reload able ones need ID).
4) PACK YOUR CLOTHES NEATLY- Make all your lifted stuff from hauls blend in your room easily . Don’t stash bags of new clothes somewhere in your room back them out detag price tags and make it seem like you had all that stuff ! They won’t question as much if you’re closet looks regular.
5) TRY AND DO HAULS NEAR A HOLIDAY BIRTHDAY OR SCHOOL BREAKS- Now if you have separated parents like me there’s a pro from that when I come home with all my lifted shit and my dad asked where I got all that makeup or whatever I say from mom from break its such a good excuse usually they won’t call to check so it’s easy for me , go lifting on birthdays cause you most likely got some birthday money it’s a good excuse if they ask you how you got the money for all your shit .
6) TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT LIFTING TO MUCH- Honestly just try not to get caught at a store more than once they’ll catch on to shit and ask to much questions trust will be gone so be careful .
when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality
What to do if you get caught to minimize the chance of real consequences:
So this will vary for whichever store youre in and their policy but, IF YOU GET CAUGHT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
NEVER ASSUME THAT A STORE IS EASY. That’s what got me caught up this time. It normally IS easy, but it was in a SUPER touristy, busy area so the security was way better than normal and i should have realized that
Be polite as FUCK, but try to talk them out of looking in your bags. however, if they do anyway, being polite and nice reduces the risk of them prosecuting you out of spite.
If they search your bags, act VERY VERY SORRY and ‘ive never done this before i’m so sorry’ whip up some crocodile tears
If you have a lifting buddy and shit’s going down TEXT THEM IMMEDIATELY TO LEAVE. IMMEDIATELY. because they WILL notice you were with someone, and they will get them too.
If you have a lifting buddy, they WILL total your hauls together, which increases the risk of the monetary ammount going from petty theft to grand theft. if possible, try not to talk to your lifting buddy at all during your heist, only by text.
Try your best to keep your lifting tools on your person if they search your bags, otherwise it can go from a misdemeanor to a felony
DO. NOT. BRING YOUR ID. If you get caught they WILL write you up. And if you don’t have your name on you, you can give them a fake name.
If you’re not a minor, DEFINITELY don’t bring your ID. or if you do, make sure it’s a school ID without your birthdate on it (preferably a school you don’t go to any more).
When they write you up, they will ask you your address/phone number/parent’s phone number if you’re a minor or say you are. Have fake information in the back of your mind READY so you dont go ‘uh uh um’ and they realize its fake.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: if you’re not a minor DO NOT let them know your age. ever. if you do, that’s the surefire way to get prosecuted. if you look older, say 16 at the youngest so they won’t think you’re lying. but if you let them know you’re an adult, they are FAR more likely to prosecute you.
tldr; ive gotten caught before but never did i have to have them search my bags and write me up till recently, but because i followed these tips i just got banned from the store without any real legal consequences.
Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all
Me:
why is this cracker the main character of a movie set in CHINA
full offense but fuck this white guy lmao
“1700 years to build. 5500 miles long. what were they trying to keep out?”
the huns. they were trying to keep out the huns. the huns were what were being kept out of china via the wall that china built. that great wall, which was built by china, was made to keep out the invaders, known as the huns. it was the huns who were being blocked by the wall that china built, which was a great weall. it was the huns who
uh, no? it says on the poster Matt Damon. They were trying to keep out Matt Damon.
How to get free movie tickets
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Okay so basically certain candies and sometimes popcorn I think have those things for free movie tickets. So you just have to lift the required amount of packages.
For these I had to get 8 packs of candies and they had about 4 types that you could get so I got a variety. You just go online and enter all the codes and they automatically give you two free movie tickets that you can redeem online for any show!
And on top of that I now already have candy for the movie!
So yeah I thought I would share this with everyone so we can all be bad bitches at the movies 😎
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
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does it get any better than this tho?!
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I've been super inactive in the lifting community for months and I haven't relay been lifting bc I just moved 😳 and I can't really afford to be caught but I'm getting my drivers license and a car very soon 😛😛😛 and so now I will have a place to keep my lifted stuff (bc my stepmom is kinda sus when I get new things bc I don't have a job or $$) so now I can lift a shit ton of things and keep them in my car and gradually bring things in and hopefully I get a job soon so I will have money rolling in so it look less sus. 💘💖
I use a different "Cup Method"
Most malls have at least some kind of food court.
I try to find the one that gives the biggest non-see through cup,
Mc Donalds has the large sweet tea cups that are only $1 that are Styrofoam and they are pretty big. I ask for it with out ice, the ice takes up to much room.
I think Chick-Fil-a has some pretty big cups as well, just make sure NO ICE!
The whole part of the no ice is that you’re gonna pour most of the liquid out at one of the mall bathrooms not in the store that you will be going into.
now you can do this method two ways,
if the store does not have a bathroom try to hit those last, if the store does have a bathroom hit those first,
what you’re gonna do is detag in the dressing room, carry your cup in there with you place the tags into the cup. (make sure you place the actual pin part back into the tag you do NOT want a hole in your cup!!)
now if you’re gonna hit other stores go use the bathroom in the store that you’re in! do not walk out with the cup full of tags!!!!!!! and take the tags out of the cup in a stall, make sure you pick a stall with a trash can or those little ones stuck to the side. yes put your hand into the cup and dig those suckers out!! place in trash can of course! not the toilet!! you do not want to clog the toilet!
now once you’ve gotten ALL of them out! leave the store, (fake a call, what ever!)
hit the next store that has a bathroom! repeat the process!!
now when it comes to stores that don’t have a bathroom, this is where you have to say good bye to your beloved cup!
after repeating most of the process
Taking the cup into the fitting room,
placing the tags into the cup etc.. .
now no bathroom = not being able to take out the tags!
walk around the store a little more.and then throw the cup away in the store!
IN THE STORE!!! for the love of god do not walk out of the store with a cup full of tags the liquid will NOT stop them from going off!
now you can take your stuff to your car in between each store if you do that try to drive around to a different entrance and if you want to go hit another store just go get another cup, and repeat the process.
******* Just remember to get ALL of the tag pieces out of the cup if you’re able to do so in the bathroom.
Also if the liquid in the cup is getting low add water to it! just don’t let any one see you do that! make sure there is enough so the tags don’t rattle!
also!! if your in the last store when you’re gonna throw the cup a way make sure you throw it in the trash yourself! if they reach for your cup to throw it away say that you’re sick and you’d rather them not touch the cup. ask them if they can lift the trash can up to you so can you throw it away with out them touching it!
This has worked hundreds of times for me!
and lastly before this post gets any longer
be nice! and try not to get caught!
if you have any questions feel free to ask.
also sorry for the length of this post I tried being very descriptive!
*** please don’t add tags to this post if you reblog it!
I think what I would do is put napkins inside so I can kind of muffle the noise and not have to dig around in ice tea but this is an amazing tip that I will definitely be adding up my sleeve