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@liluzilift
Anti-lifters: Don't lift unless you're poor and you need food!!! Remember poor people only deserve the bare minimum to keep them alive and if they take more then they are a Bad Poor Personā¢ and are probably faking the whole thing!!!
speed is key
please be fast when concealing. this is the most important part. all it takes is someone to round that corner or turn their head. you have to be fast it has to be one quick movement. dont stop to conceal. dont look at your hands. it has to be one quick drop into a bag pocket etc. dont go for the pockets too many times though. when you do conceal pretend to be doing something. dont just stand out in the open looking around. pick up something and pretend to read it with one hand and conceal with the other. when you grab something you want off the shelf pretend to read the label. when no one is around walk off with the product. make sure a sa doesnt see you take the item from the shelf then see you dont have it anymore after you came from behind that clothes rack. but pleaseeeee pleaseeeeee be really really fast. DO NOT get caught.Ā
I feel no remorse after stealing, I feel no pity while stealing, I feel no shame before stealing šøāļø
Donāt be greedy with your lifts. A small lift is better than a risky lift.
MY FRIENDS AND IāS BIGGEST HAUL EVER!!! Total $7600+
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
WHAAAT
HOW THE FUCK
hello god it's me, dean winchester
Iād be lying if I said I wasnāt a jealous BITCH
FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES
Yikes
I havenāt been on this acc since I was 17 frl. Iām now and still a theiving ass hoe lol. Shits been going great for ya girl āŗļø
When you take your lifting friends out and youāre the master
Lmaoo oh my god
THIS IS THR BEST THING IVE SEEN IN A WHILE
A ha ha
Sometimes I just look at the shit I stole and just think ... I literally have $70 more dollars in my pocket than I wouldāve had, had I actually jus paid for this shit. Such a doofy ass observation but I just be so fucking relieved to not have my funds drained for self care items.
This is lifting pepe. Reblog and you shall have a good haul
holy fuckaroni i thought this might get 4 notes at most
RANT
I seriously cannot fucking stand how lazy my mom is, like youāre that fucking lazy you canāt go get SOAP for your KIDS ? This is exactly fucking why I lift so damn much, then she has the nerve to try to tell me āYou donāt have to take from any store bc whatever yāall need I can get itā obviously fucking not bc all you do is sleep then get mad when we ask you to do the bare minimum, LIKE GETTING US SOME FUCKING SOAP TO WASH OUR ASSES !
Ew thereās trump supporters in the community
Making fun of the fat girl is all fun and games until you realize I could conceal 3 palettes with my rolls ALONE.
how am i supposed to choose a career when the only thing iām good at is shoplifting and self-loathing
The most exciting part of a haul is the list you make before you go š.
Listen..
Itās good to be a rationally scared lifter, carry yourself confidently like you know what youāre doing, but also let the fact that, what youāre doing, is in fact illegal and could fuck up your life if you were to be caught.
Storytime
So I have a friend whoās pretty wealthy, and by pretty wealthy I mean her winter home has 3 yachts and her third home in the Bahamas only has 1. Anyway weāve gotten pretty close lately and our bond started over our shared love for L1Ly Pu11itzer. Recently I made the decision to tell her that I stole all of my beloved dresses since I canāt afford to pay $300 for a dress.
Considering her socioeconomical standing versus mine I assumed she would be understanding and non judgmental, after all she didnāt care that Iād drank or smoked before. However she didnāt react the way I expected and became furious at me saying I didnāt deserve any of the things I had, she couldnāt afford her dresses either (her father bought them for her). And now she wants me to throw away or give away all of the clothes Iāve stolen. Which is literally all of my clothes. Since then sheās gone around and told other people I was friends with and now I just have to hope I donāt get in trouble over it.
Moral of the story: be very very careful who you tell about your hobby and how you tell them. And never ever tell them any specifics or gritty details.
No offense, but fuck that whore.
