My dnd characters die a lot

Micah || Genderqueer Trans Dude (He/They) || 28 || I have a lot of dnd characters that get resurrected through dubious supernatural means

[sirwombat]

Let's laugh on mama

(trans rights are human rights)

[antiocheanism]

sign language professor asked why i stopped going to class but he's deaf and idk how to sign "mental illness" so after a few moments of exasperation i pointed a finger gun to my head and he was like got it

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[diesaur]

Welcome to evil burger home of the evil burger may I take your life

[the-unflappablewolf]

[robotslenderman]

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

[robotslenderman]

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

[robotslenderman]

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

[robotslenderman]

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

[robotslenderman]

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: trying so hard to correct this, catching myself and scoling myself for not being kind to myself, what kinda circular logic is happening in my brain, anyway. this i /End ID]

[helenvaughans]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[magicalfurrygirls]

little doodle thing. disability rights and accepting my own disabilities has been very important to me lately 🍻🪽💘 i love helping others who may need an extra hand yayyyyy

[ID: A digital illustration of two colorful anthros with pink text reading "support disabled furries" large pink text.

On the left is a purple dog with long curly hair with a medical respirator mask, and a shoulder port. The dog stands with a rollator, looking at the figure next to her. The other anthro is a pink bunny-like creature with wings. They wear a strapped vest with the word "service" on it. They smile, winking and holding a bottle of water while smiling at the dog.

The pink creature says "ok?", and The purple dog replies "ok!" The background is made up of many pastel colors.

End ID.]

💘🪽 credit to @/hemo-lymph for the image ID , thank you so much !!! ☘️🫧🫝

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[beardedmrbean]

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Letter with a weird start! Strong work ethic!🎵

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[molabuddy]

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people