just a little creacher

owo i'm jack

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[kosmogrl]

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[swarnpert]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[zabouncer]

Maybe one year Demi can be the one jello wrestling with another women

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[konoko]

[cilantrhoes]

[9e978e]

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