straight up blorgin it

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[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[toastbutteregg]

[inpeacebitch333]

[viralfrog]

[otterpuppss]

BEANS EPIC FAIL MOMENT

[otterpuppss]

you guys are so fkn funny

[midnightportals]

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[invioletswithyou]

Happy pride to the moon

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[headspace-hotel]

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

[headspace-hotel]

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

[headspace-hotel]

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

[headspace-hotel]

You are all fucking madmen

[darshanaheena]

yeah it’s a big fuckin’ mystery alright

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[masochism101]

no government names allowed u have to moan out my full tumblr URL

[archeogeist]

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

[archeogeist]

*my blood pools into the floor in a perfect recreation of the Bratz logo*

[poetrylesbian]

i think its beautiful that there are tortoises etc that have been in gay relationships longer than i have been alive

[poetrylesbian]

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off: