Gas station dick pills and ego-killing chrono-zaza

Vtuber, writer, and game developer. Wannabe essay YouTuber. Sonic Forces enjoyer.

[twilight--paladin]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

[takashi0]

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

[tpwrtrmnky]

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

[iteh3xael]

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

[tpwrtrmnky]

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

[pensivegladiola]

Don’t make me point to the Omar Sakar poem

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[tuesdaey]

[twilight--paladin]

[umcytblrsexyman]

ROUND 2 POLL 6: DOCTOR4T VS PIEPIESAMURAI

Round 2 Poll 6

Doctor4t

Piepiesamurai

Voting ended onJan 14

DOCTOR4T: (Any)

Featured In:

Content SMP

PIEPIESAMURAI: (She/They)

Featured in:

Skyblock Kingdoms

[doctor4t-posting]

// GO MY RATTIES!!!!

[twilight--paladin]

Putting the Iridescent Coral shader on a holofoil Gunburn was a smart idea. Not oly does it change color depending in what planet you're on, but it also flashbangs you so hard it lowers your gamma by two levels while it's deployed.

[starlit-meadow]

rb to press ur forehead against prev’s like ur little kitties :3

[the-haiku-bot]

rb to press ur

forehead against prev’s like ur

little kitties :3

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[twilight--paladin]

Lately I've been starting to doubt that haiku bot is actually a bot

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Just cohabitate and watch a movie

[the-lost-alchemist]

Free monster wife

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

She's 12 dude

[the-lost-alchemist]

She what? (I never saw the movie, just memes about the movie)

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

She's a 12 year old girl that was drowned in a well

[worldweaverofmediocrity]

I thought she was a adult when she drowned

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I mean, technically, if you're going by the Japanese novel/film versions then yes. She drowned as an adult.

The American adaptation depicts her as a 12 year old girl.

So @the-lost-alchemist can still have a free monster wife if Sadako, and not Samara, is the end goal.

[twilight--paladin]

That explains that one Springtrap thumbnail I keep seeing.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[amethyst-the-phrog]

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[twilight--paladin]

OpenAI is collapsing. Reblog to make it collapse faster.

[demilypyro]

Horror games don't work on me because I'm too gamer pilled. I'm not thinking about how scary the monster is I'm thinking about how to analyze and counter its attack patterns. I'm detecting strategies. I'm thinking about accomplishing my objective and beating the level. That zombie is just a goomba with a different skin to me. It's all just wireframes and hitboxes in my mind

[demilypyro]

me when the monster inevitably grabs my character and yells in the camera, spit flying everywhere: you are functionally a cutscene, you can do nothing to affect me, hurry the fuck up and get back to gameplay so I can kite you around a table or something

[indighost77]

[voraciouspangolin]

[twilight--paladin]

"Warframe players don't bring up Warframe when it's entirely irrelevant to the conversation" challenge (impossible)

[acet0xy]

Jet Set Radio Teto

[twilight--paladin]

How dare I not be tagged in this

[twilight--paladin]

Currently dying of laughter because someone tried to reignite the "Sonic was never good" discourse by sayinf Sonic music was never good, and I found out because their take got remixed by Tee Lopes.